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Jesse Shark
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 24d
(Taylor Swift voice)
“but now this guy is so polite”
A “nice king” from Adventure Time
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 9h
Candy-apple Bottom Jings
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Frovostein @frovo.bsky.social · 13h
[high school]

me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life

[now]

cute girl: so what’s your sign

me: oh no
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 13h
Are we sure those are all distinct people? Suicidality Georg (who lives in a datacenter and has 10,000 dark thoughts per day) might have been included in the average
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 14h
(11 minutes into the opening credits)

When tf is the show going to start??!
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 14h
god forbid a hamster have hobbies
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 14h
2 soyjaks pointing
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 16h
It’s used by tech companies to add “AI” features to existing products so they can demonstrate increasing daily active “AI” users, so they can get more leverage to invest in other tech companies, so that the value of their previous investments will increase.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t blame me, I have never said or thought anything
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 1d
bsky.app/profile/kenn...
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 1d
only in proportion to how good they are at it
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 2d
Once they’re laid out, it doesn’t have to compute that again, right?
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 2d
or $30 for being Australian
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 2d
Thanks, this made my hole day.
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 3d
I designed and laser-cut this prime number detector
A grid of numbers made of transparent acrylic sheets with a “stained glass” color scheme. Each numbered layer blocks out its multiples, and prime numbers are the ones left unblocked, sized so that you can touch the primes with your finger
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 4d
Zangief: "You are shit poster, but this does not mean you are *shitposter*'
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 4d
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 6d
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 5d
They feed us poison
(the relentless march of time)

So we buy their “cures”
(sleep “hygiene”)

While they suppress our medicine
(hyper focusing on creative projects until our eyes fall out)
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 5d
If studios actually had to pay for those hundred hour work weeks, they would stop crunching.

People pay less for “fast fashion” made in sweatshops, so it’s weird to expect anyone to pay more for something specifically because it was made in sweatshop conditions.
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 5d
wear sunscreen
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 5d
Books and soccer balls should also cost $100. It’s unfair to give people alternative things to do with their time and money. A fishing rod should cost $100. Knitting needles should cost $100.
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 5d
if you consider inflation over the last 500 years, the price of a book should be $100,000
beijingpalmer.bsky.social BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 6d
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 6d
Digital delivery: you have Tucows
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 6d
a founder is just a demersal flatfish that lives at the bottom of oceans and estuaries
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Jesse Shark @modusponens.org · 6d
George Bush being told “a second backhoe has hit the east wing”
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Nov 5
me: i'm terrified of those big empty spaces ppl yell into

therapist: a void

me: great advice, thank you
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