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Minda Haas Kuhlmann

@minda33.bsky.social

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She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals, Taylor Swift.

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · Jan 30

Hello! I'm a Royals fan and have also been their Triple-A affiliate's team photographer for a million years! I love things like fan interactions, watching other teams' prospects come through, and that thing when outfielders throw so hard they have to do a little tumble.

A child's hand outstretched from the left, reaching for the autographed baseball being offered from a player's hand from the right.

Paul Skenes pitching in a Triple-A game for Indianapolis, in a red jersey and gray pants

Tyler Gentry midair, with his shadow under him as he has just released a throw

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 1d

good LORD

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1d

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

i will be using "battery saver mode" to describe dodgers regular season hijinks going forward, thank u for your service, brave commenter

- Mysterious Daniel

14 minutes ago
Dodgers can get 90+ wins playing the entire season on battery saver mode and then just blast through the playoffs. If I weren't a Giants fan I'd be in awe of it.

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 1d

"but don't let me name fool ya. In real life, I'm verrrry big!" -Little John

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 1d

Whoops, made a Robin Hood: Men In Tights reference at work and now I'm going to be thinking about that movie nonstop until I can watch it

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 1d

A fun ("fun," lol) ripple effect of youths not knowing how to fill out checks is that they therefore don't know how to fill out money orders! I get a FRIGHTENING number of completely blank money orders at work and have to play detective as to whose they are.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 1d

A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 1d

I really need to hear about it as much as we heard about The Price of Eggs in the runup to the election.

Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 1d

What a bizarre thing to say

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 2d

A man's place is on the waiver wire.

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ybbats 🦇💀🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 2d

I personally hope Butker is suffering on the inside and that is why he is failing.

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 3d

I've read this repeatedly every time it passes by on my timeline and I laugh every time

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 3d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 3d

The first thing The Baby said to me when she stood up in her crib this morning was

"Soup."

So inspirational tbh

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 3d

“Game’s really flying by”

__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 3d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Teams Message "Hi Jeni"

badly-drawn boo! 👻 @soapachu.bsky.social · 3d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"I've added some notes"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 5d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 3d

Picture the scrawny white girls who would fight each other in a park. Glad to see the teens still have that EXACT archetype

Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 3d

Saw some teens fighting in the park, nature is healing

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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 3d

@adamj.bsky.social I borrowed this from another app to show you but also everyone else

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Brenton Clark @celticwnb.bsky.social · 4d

A five hour game 🎶

Brenton Clark @celticwnb.bsky.social · 4d

A four hour game 🎶

a man wearing a hat and a red sweater with tvland on the bottom right

Alt: Gilligan from Gilligan's Isle, wearing a hat and a red sweater over a collared shirt, looking bemused

media.tenor.com

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 4d

“Sir, are you thinking about a dessert tonight?”

AJ: “have any bundt cake?”

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 4d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 4d

A meme of someone saying "stop giving me your toughest battles" and jesus saying "You're literally just staying up past 10:30 to watch playoff baseball"

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 4d

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

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