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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 23m

Never trust a person who orders a Filet-O-Fish outside of Lent

And if they order a Double Filet-O-Fish??

RUN

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 49m

If you see this post a Frankenstein!

A picture of an action figure based on the character (correctly named!) Frankenstein’s Monster from the film Van Helsing

Remember how cool those spinning blades Hugh Jackman had? They were called Tojo Blades!

Now that soundtrack really good, but if you only look up one track on the YouTube it should be Journey to Transylvania

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1h

Same but with most of the TFs I buy

Transform once then they stay as a robeast

I should maybe buy the licensed non-transforming things, but Hasbro makes more Gulp Shittos and are cheaper…for now

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heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · Dec 2

this appeared to me as an intrusive thought

TROY MCCLURE IN THE PLANET OF THE APES MUSICAL, singing “I HATE EVERY AI SEE
FROM COPILOT TO
CHATGPT”

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1h

But Urkelbot!!

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 23h

But tell me I’m wrong!

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 23h

Did you not see the need about the CFO requiring them to have profit margins HIGHER than the rest of the industry?

Or the Xbox Ally reviews?

Or turning it into a licensing scam for a SHITTIER-THAN-REGULAR Windows version?

They want it GONE!

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 23h

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Santana - Smooth (Official Video) ft. Rob Thomas

YouTube video by SantanaVEVO

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Kylee @perfidioussinn.bsky.social · 1d

I want the Blue Jays to win the #WorldSeries but I'm conflicted because that will make Drake happy, and he only deserves suffering

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 1d

The last time the Blue Jays were in the World Series Blake Snell was one year old and no one had yet called him “Blake Smell,” and god how that name stings and every pitch, every strikeout, every award and none of it can make that name go away, that fucking name, that cursed name, why why why

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 23h

If @xbox.com announced this when they announced the live service Pirate game and Bomb Funk Rush were going to @playstation.com ? Yeah, that would’ve been absolutely a HUGE bombshell!

Now, after all that Xbox has done to SHRED ITS REPUTATION TO ATOMS this year?

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1d

Some men are heroes by nature in that they will give all that is in them without regard to the effort or to the personal returns

J4LAGUY @jalaguy.bsky.social · 1d

I met it in person today, waited till the Hasbro guy was away so I could take a picture with an iconic flop.

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Mom @milph.mom · 1d

“We have integrated GenAI into every aspect of this remake, so now we can make games cheaper and faster then ever before.”

“So will the customer pay less and finally be seeing more first party releases from Microsoft?”

“…No.”

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 1d

I guess when you think about it, Halo really did go back to Bungie

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Fighting Game Anniversaries @fganniversaries.bsky.social · 1d

A new MLB poster for the upcoming Dodgers vs Blue Jays game takes homage to the Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes key visual.
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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1d

It’s 2025

What’s the last year #Halo has been important or released a game that didn’t need eleventy thousand updates to make the newst title playable?

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1d

Everybody losing their minds about ANOTHER remake of the original #Halo

#HaloCampaignEvolved

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1d

Nahh, #SonicTheHedgeHog is more relevant TODAY, 30+ years after his debut, than #Halo is

BlueSwim / FOMOsAMOFO @blueswim.bsky.social · 1d

This is a “Sonic on Nintendo” level of holy shit moment.

PlayStation @playstation.com · 1d

Master Chief comes to PlayStation.

Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 1d

This may be the closest we’ll ever get to Arcee Prime

Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social · 1d

‪It's a conclusion you probably have to be pretty lore-poisoned to come to based on this cover alone, but... is... is Arcee going to put on the Magnus Armour...? Is Arcee going to become the new Ultra Magnus?

TFW2005 @tfw2005.bsky.social · 1d

Skybound’s Transformers Comics Solicitations: January 2026 #tfw2005 #transformers

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart - and what their powers are.
I replaced the bottom of the graphic which showed border patrol, ice national guard fbi DEA and secret service instead with old Wolfenstein 3D characters including German Shepherd, dog German trooper, SS guard, mutant guard, German officer, Hans grosse, doctor scharrs Hitler ghost, mech Hitler, and Hitler.

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Boo McScreamy @drewmcweeny.com · 2d

I am consistently baffled by people who claim to be anti-fascist but they use AI avatars or banner art.

Generative AI is a fascist tool. Period. Look at who's paying for it. Look at who's pushing it. Look at what they want you to use it for. It is anti-human.

Do fucking better.

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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 2d

I would bet on Wrestlemania before I bet on the NBA

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 2d

Like in a Boston Accent?

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Calamity Jon Morris @calamityjon.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot from the new Marvel Comics game, you gotta be kidding me.

Members of Brute Force stuffed in jars in the back of the new Marvel game.

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Bologna Scuffle @mannycara.bsky.social · 2d

Well ‘THE INDUSTRY’ should raise the price to $120 and see what happens to them!

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising

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