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Leyton Jay

@leytonjay.bsky.social

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42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻 Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1h

Amazing fan-made trailer for SUB ROSA, possibly the creepiest cringiest episode of #StarTrek ever made.

These guys are reacting to all of Star Trek in production order on YouTube and Patreon, check them out.

TNG: Sub Rosa | Cinematic Trailer

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1h

Not so fun fact about The Jetsons, the show was so focused on life amongst the clouds that you rarely saw the surface of the Earth. When you did see the ground, it was populated exclusively by poor people and the homeless.

The Jetsons: Jim Carrey to Lead Live-Action Movie for Colin Trevorrow

Jim Carrey in Talks to Star in ‘Jetsons’ Live-Action Movie for Colin Trevorrow

Warner Bros. is behind the feature adaptation of the classic Hanna-Barbera animated series.

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 3h

"Right Sticky Vicky has been held up,so to open the proceedings is One Toe Mary and her tit juggling"

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Alex Thompson @cuterefaction.bsky.social · 3h

Trektober, Day 8 - Underrated Character. Rand isn't some damsel, she's the PA for one of the most dangerous men in the quadrant. She has to ask the captain to intervene in conflicts because of how bad she might hurt THEM. She paints, she does botany, Rand is awesome, no arguments taken.

Cartoon of Yeoman Janice Rand from Star Trek. She looking extremely badass and is holding a tricorder in one hand whilst firing a phaser with the other. In the background is a pink-and-black colour scheme with the words 'Janice FRICKEN' Rand' writ large. It was going to be 'Janice FUCKMOTHERING Rand' but I chickened out.

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Dr. Sandra Duffy Golden @sandraduffy.bsky.social · 9h

I am genuinely liking him more the further we go along.

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 11h

Carole Malone, "Youu can't say what women's rights are because you're not a woman"

Zack Polanski, "You're not trans are you. We can all say you're not that thing so you can't have an opinion" 🔥

"You can still have an opinion from listening to people"

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 12h

Finally, that took 22mins.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 12h

My dissatisfaction with AI Image Generation continues… no imagination.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 13h

Really, you could hire Noel Edmonds to fly you there in NOEL 1 for that much.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 13h

Christ. Two gay YouTubers who have lived together for 16 years are dating and always have been… I could've guessed from the photo and it sounds like most people did.

For fucks sake—that's z-list celebrity gossip you pay to have featured in brain-rotting mags not journalism for the BBC news website.

Dan and Phil: YouTubers confirm 'Phan' relationship after 16 years

Dan says intense fan intrusion "could have killed me", but that they "can't live in fear any more".

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 14h

"I live deep in the countryside with no local bus services and unsuitable train schedules".

Maybe Baroness D'Souza should've tried to do something about local transport for the public benefit, rather than writing to a Police Commissioner on Lords headed notepaper about £400 of speeding fines. FFS.

Peer faces Lords ban for raising speeding fines with police chief - BBC News

Ex-Lords speaker Baroness D'Souza complained to Sir Mark Rowley she could lose her licence after a speeding fine.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

Christ, I feel like I'm polishing the brass on the Titanic.

I got to peak anxiety and thought "Cheapshow, where are you"?

I put my headphones in and drowned in wonderful nonsense. Thank you @cheapshow.bsky.social for helping me to disassociate during this difficult time 🙃.

Morrington Chudways.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

We'd love to, but we're having such problems finding people who have invigilated digital exams.

We put an ad out on linked in and got 20 responses, he was into one that was human… and he was still using AI to lie to us.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I worked 16hr days last week to prepare my design for user testing this week

The candidate we tried to test with was blagging it. An AI listened to our questions and he read back it's answers. He had no experience in what we needed. Interview lasted 5mins.

All the get a £30 Amazon voucher. FFS.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 1d

I want to say I expect better than this from you 🤣 but I have nothing to base that on 🖖🏻❤️

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

He looks like the first to die in a Doctor Who adventure about sentient flags that strangle the unworthy.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't know you needed a license to mudlark or that you could even do it without being an archaeologist.

I might apply and see if I can do this between jobs... or at the start of my long-term unemployment, whichever it turns out to be.

Michael Brunström @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social · 2d

FINALLY LEGAL! Got my Mudlarking License from the PLA. Found nothing. Fun times. #mudlarking

On the Thames foreshore: me holding up my PLA Foreshore Permit.

On the Thames foreshore: some mudlarkers in the distance.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

The only way an INBETWEENERS movie would not be utterly terrible is if life experience has totally flipped the characters personalities and they haven't seen each other for 10 years… like many people who were close friends at school.

If it's more of the same they can go fuck their greedy selves.

‘The Inbetweeners’ Ready To Reunite After More Than A Decade

'The Inbetweeners' are back: Will MacKenzie, Simon Cooper, Neil Sutherland, and Jay Cartwright reunite for misadventures.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

What a wonka.

'I work at York chocolate factory my ancestor founded 130 years ago'

Giles Naish says he is proud of his connection to chocolatier and philanthropist Joseph Rowntree.

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 2d

Monday is just around the corner 😬

Using a GIF, vid, or pic, share how you feel about that 🖤

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

It was extremely childish, but I'm quite proud of this midnight rebuttal…

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 2d

You smell like literal dog shit.

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 3d

So many people fell asleep in TRON ARES that the studio didn't know what to do—so they just made it louder.

Creepy cult leader Jared Leto pretends to be a digital Jesus for 119mins 🤮 with close ups of his face as people say how amazing he is 🤮

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 3d

Seven of Rhyme… #startrek

Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 3d

Harvey's Brewery in Lewes was flooded 25yrs ago today. It's a shame it wasn't washed away; I wouldn't clean my drains with it.

That's a very unpopular opinion if you say it loudly while very pissed in Lewes… as I have done! My friend ushered us to the station and insisted we "get outta town".