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Soapy Pitts

@soapypitts1977.bsky.social

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Cat lover,film lover,idiot...crisp connoisseur

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · May 3

"You've got to hold and give,
but do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast,
but you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 8m

That may be the worst one you've posted

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Lovely stuff....

Katy @theblueulysses.bsky.social · 5h

Today's heart-warming FAFO news story
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news...

'I was snitched on for putting up 150 British flags and lost my teaching job'

Shaun Remmer, 49, says he has been left 'devastated'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1h

Mark Ruffalo in Zodiac is amazing..

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1h

Angry Kid has turned up on Place in the Sun....

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1h

"Right Sticky Vicky has been held up,so to open the proceedings is One Toe Mary and her tit juggling"

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1h

a little girl is looking out of a window and says `` take my money '' .

ALT: a little girl is looking out of a window and says `` take my money '' .

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 4h

Stan-" You know, Jack, I didn't think one plate of brains would get rid of all that booze"

Jack-"it doesn't - you need three at least"

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 4h

"URRGGHHH ARRRFFFUUUUR"

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 4h

"Ahh go on,I only want a little munch..hya hya hya"

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 4h

Head not right today,a lot going on
But became obsessed with thinking about a
On the Buses/Walking Dead show.

"Ill get you B..BB.BB..BRAINS"

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 5h

I don't know what's happened in a niche way near me.
Possibly a Postcode Rapture.

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 6h

A hour on phone with Citizens advice trying to find help with situation.
The notes I made

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 8h

Tottenham Hotspur unveils new Men’s football leadership structure

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 23h

Javier Milei, president of Argentina, with his head photoshopped on to an old of picture of Smashie and Nicey.

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 12h

Wednesday

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 1d

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

GYYARRHNNH

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to know all the lyrics to the theme of Jamie and the Magic Torch
If not they will be detained by Office Copper

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

Wife is watching #eastenders
This week they are doing Adolescence on a Temu budget.
Hysterically awful

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

New purchase,wife unimpressed..

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

Your dad thinks your an aborted slipper,that slops around the White House.
He couldn't guess your name in multiple choice
A- Chair
B- Forghorn Leghorm
C- Bucket child

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 1d

Yay..pleased for you all