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ÉJ Néel

@ladyennui.bsky.social

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Adjunct professor. Scholar of fascism and extremism. Sociologist. Coffee addict. Disabled beauty queen. Est. 1987. Texan Masshole. Aspiring future ex of Pedro Pascal. Sometimes I post funny and personal things too cuz I’m human. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈♿️ ❌👑

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ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · Apr 19

I kill plants only to replace them and kill those too. It’s a Sisyphean cycle of murder, mayhem, and the pursuit of frustration.

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 6h

Sociologically, this represents Robert K. Merton’s Strain Theory in one photo. Durkheim is standing in the foreground waiting for the right French phrase to describe “what in the actual fuckery is this anomic shit?”

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 9h

Her Ladyship the Mona Lisa. Or something easy like a van Gogh.

Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.avoids.work · 16h

Gonna go rob the Louvre let me know if yall want anything

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 10h

To those still holding out hope that democracy will prevail and win at the 11th hour: I’ll see you at the 12th hour in my frog suit, I have bourbon and cigarettes.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 11h

One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls

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ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 11h

If Medicaid gets cut one medication that I take to stay “healthy” costs $650. That’s the cheap one. Should I send the bill to the White House? Asking for a friend.

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 12h

We’re all acting like we weren’t raised by Mr Rogers and Big Bird and it’s beginning to show.

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 12h

I know what I’m stealing.

River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 1d

In the aftermath of the Louvre heist, we have decided to beef up security around our prized collection of erotic clown paintings.

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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare.bsky.social · 22h

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

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ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 1d

Call me crazy but I do believe that LA, Chicago, and Boston are about to get violent and it won’t because of “crime”. It will be because of ICE and their agents who just hate civil liberties.

Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 1d

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 1d

It’s soon to be open season on chaos in my classrooms: I have several social experiments running simultaneously along with lectures. 🤪

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Witch Cabell, PhD @cabell.bsky.social · 2d

Guys I MAY have an unorthodox solution to ChatGPT-based academic misconduct

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 2d

man the etsy witches get AROUND

The Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 2d

Someone paid one to get the Mariners a better season and they’ve been their best ever!

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ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 2d

I should be able to buy a car with negative equity.
Alas. Nope.

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 2d

I had to teach today’s classes during the Canvas outage. I’d like hazard pay for the looks I got explaining Y2K to my students. 🤣

ÉJ Néel @ladyennui.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes it takes something like this for it to sink in.

Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 2d

absolutely fascinating and heartbreaking how those pictures of the White House being bulldozed really made it real for folks

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