Kristin Myrtle
@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
530 followers 260 following 2.9K posts
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes) she/her born in a cornfield raised by a dandelion 🪷🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 crochet artist 🧶 find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Karen Carpenter wasn't even real guys. She was just a piece of gossamer, she was a fragrant phantom, a piece of delicate fabric stitched together from all our silly hopes and dreams of the 70s.

She was too precious for this world
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
broonsy.bsky.social
Relax, I'm gonna beat your ass now.
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Just a reminder that Gram Parsons was cool as hell ❤️
Iconic singer-songwriter Gram Parsons wearing a Gram Parsons and The Fallen Angel's t-shirt. He is holding a beer and wearing a hat and sunglasses, there are rings on some of his fingers and a cool turquoise bracelet plus a gold necklace Gram Parsons in his legendary Nudie Suit.
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
An alternate ending for Thelma & Louise where after they drive off the cliff the car takes flight and sails away into the clouds just like at the end of Grease
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Opal says it's spooky season now!
A grey cat looks over her shoulder at the camera, she looks kinda creepy! Next to her is a glowing mushroom lamp on a decorative doily. The cat is in front of a window with a curtain and the sky outside looks dark blue and ominous Opal the cat sits next to a mushroom lamp, she has a cute look on her face like she is very pleased
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
what's wrong with being put in a corner? you get a full view of the room before you and you can rest your head against the wall when the ennui of daily life becomes too much to bear
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
I bet imploding feels amazing
Jan from The Office saying: 

I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
'I get what I want

And then I never want it again'

Ok but how do you do that Courtney?!?!?!
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Boomer:

Doctor, I asked her what was wrong and she said she was butt-hurt. Is that something I need to make an appointment for?
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
watch me

take a good thing

and fuck it all up

in one night
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
If I had one wish it would be that Fox Mulder is real and he is my boyfriend
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
My favorite kind of youtube comment:

I am 70 years old, I was raised by wolves and spent most of my childhood at the bottom of a well. I have never heard a song before today and I must say now I am a fan for life. I'll never forget the first time I heard Blueberry Faygo by Lil Mosey
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Him: Never say never.

Me: Ok but you just said it. Twice.
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
roll up a fatty for this sad baddie
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
hop in loser we're gonna pretend it's not the end of the world
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
captainacab.airbud.website
hey don’t touch that that’s my emotional support parasocial relationship with a few thousand people
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
You look cool as hell Chef! 😍
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
msemilyedwards.bsky.social
i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today
A tumblr post that reads "WHo would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?" Two identical images are then side by side. The first caption is "Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904". The Caption for the image on the left reads, "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904"
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
ehhjax.bsky.social
Pie is good at any time
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
VC Andrews is the greatest female writer of ALLLLL TIIIIMEEEE
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Hahaha why did it look like she was getting sadder and sadder? Precious bb 😍
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
nora.zone
it's raining here and i opened my window and it's nice
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle
funkelly.bsky.social
probably just gonna make a bunch of these
A black and cream line drawing of the steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse. They are holding up a middle finger and the speech bubble says “fuck the police” in it