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kit spooks 👻

@kitsparks.bsky.social

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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Nov 4

📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

Ronalds McDonald

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

I have a friend who got lead poisoning but he’s in his 60s and spent 10 years using an infrared heat gun to strip the paint off his entire Victorian mansion so

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

“guy with ADHD has ADHD” you’re not special

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

my teachers uniformly hated me and it shows 🌈

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 6h

Alt text:

photo of Eugenio Suárez, a baseball player, No notes.

Eugenio had blown an enormous bubblegum bubble. The photo is taken ta the moment the bubble has popped. The bubble looks like a pink pac-man whose mouth is opening away from Eugenio

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

like 7 or 8 at least, right???

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Apr 2

Every country is going to elect the occasional Liz Truss and you need to be able to get rid of her whole government in less time than it takes a head of iceberg lettuce to rot. It’s crucial.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 6h

1) so like… a parliament

2) hmm i’m hearing parliament???

for real though, you guys need a parliament

Jonathan Ladd @jonmladd.bsky.social · 2d

The long-term strategy needs to include:
1) institutions reformed to be more resilient
2) A minimum two parties that are willing to compete in a free and fair democratic process and follow the Constitution.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 8h

i know in the US skiing requires money but in Canada you just need to live near a mountain

i grew up skiing and my parents were teenagers who met in foster care lmao

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 8h

my favourite non-Shirley theme song

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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a wicked and unusual boy @myrrlyn.net · 11h

(sliding a penny across the table) give me all the mineral rights you have (leaving my finger on it) and i’m expecting some change

J. Mijin Cha @jmijin.bsky.social · 2d

New coal leases in the Powder River Basin have been paused after the first one had only a bid for 1/10th of a penny. They are trying to blame previous administrations, but the writing is on the wall. We should be supporting coal workers and communities not doing wtf this clown show is doing.

US postpones Wyoming coal lease sale after disappointing Montana auction

The Trump administration has postponed a scheduled sale of coal leases on federal lands in Wyoming two days after a disappointing auction in Montana, an Interior Department spokesperson said on Wednesday.

www.reuters.com

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 12h

downstream of thinking women are a lower lifeform, tbh

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Mar 28

Also, since they think men are people & women are animals, transitioning is not possible any more than a dog can become a man or vice versa. Being a trans woman is like being a guy who’s into puppy play (fetish, not okay for kids, etc), & being a trans man is animal cruelty by the parents/doctors.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13h

lmao

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13h

cool stuff!!! my SKADIS is mostly a spice rack tho

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 13h

as a SKADIS owner I would like to know more

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 13h

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 14h

I knew Adrian (Black), Waydrian (White Adrian) and Gaydrian (also white, not gay).

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

I have been shown two episodes and quote them constantly but have no interest in watching more of the show lmao

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

i think way more people recognize “I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this” as a reaction meme than have ever seen the show, by like a factor of 10