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kit spooks 👻

@kitsparks.bsky.social

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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Nov 4

📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 46m

downstream of thinking women are a lower lifeform, tbh

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Mar 28

Also, since they think men are people & women are animals, transitioning is not possible any more than a dog can become a man or vice versa. Being a trans woman is like being a guy who’s into puppy play (fetish, not okay for kids, etc), & being a trans man is animal cruelty by the parents/doctors.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1h

lmao

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1h

cool stuff!!! my SKADIS is mostly a spice rack tho

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1h

as a SKADIS owner I would like to know more

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 1h

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 2h

I knew Adrian (Black), Waydrian (White Adrian) and Gaydrian (also white, not gay).

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

I have been shown two episodes and quote them constantly but have no interest in watching more of the show lmao

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

i think way more people recognize “I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this” as a reaction meme than have ever seen the show, by like a factor of 10

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

it’s this

I am 30 or 40 years old - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

YouTube video by Saving You From Yourselves

youtu.be

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

major improvements but does not include my plan to turn all of New England north of the 45th parallel into Big New Brunswick

Josh Collinsworth @collinsworth.dev · 5h

xkcd.com/1902/

State Borders

xkcd.com

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

the floor is ceramic tile

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

FLOOR lamp

go

on FLOOR

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

floor lamp go on floor, sorry to say

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

oh i misremembered, it’s one watch safe and one gun safe

r/malelivingspace
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39M. Wife says this is tacky. I think it's minimalist but fine.

A sad living room featuring a TV with a small media bench, a couch, a medium-sized safe with a floor lamp on it, and a large safe. There is a big handsome dog.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

did you see the guy who got roasted for having his livingroom furniture at like 20% watch safe by volume? he was like “sorry, they’re staying, I bolted them to the floor”

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 16h

it looks blech to me, colons are such a good punctuation

for a while as a kid I wrote dates like 2025:10:15 until one of my teachers lost her mind over it

lmao calm down Ms Salter

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

interesting!!!

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

they don’t think it be like it is

but it do

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

well then someone should do that imo

where we at on the Tasmanian tiger

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

they were! they lived in huge flocks that were good for protecting against non-human predators but made hunting them with guns comically easy.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

what makes it easy? just good dna specimens?

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

I think I would fund the chickenosaurus guys. They’ve been stuck on the long tail for like a decade but maybe they just need more money for CRISPR guns or whatever. I want a pet archaeopterish.

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

there are rich guys who buy bluefin tuna and then pay to have it very carefully frozen so they can eat it AFTER the bluefin tuna is hunted to extinction by rich guys

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 17h

the fact that I’m widely considered smarter than average and have a hard time subtracting 12 from 17 consistently on the fly bodes poorly for our species

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