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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Kuuranen🌨️ @kuuranen.bsky.social · 2h

Untitled cat

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 1h

mike johnson talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like that

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 4h

ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?

KIDS: "lets see the mascot"

(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)

GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 17h

@GrayAthene
darkly funny that the media insists that only democrats have a problem with overly online staffers/ activists while ignoring the fact that ur average young republican is some groyper with a copy of bronze age pervert and porn on their hard drive that'd get you 20 to life

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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 13h

i still cant believe that in the year 2025 youtubers still do that thing where they mispronounce a word from another language several times before going "haha wow that sure was weird to say and probably wrong lol" it's a recorded video!! you can literally just look up how to say words in 2 seconds.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h

Remembering the time they experimented with (but never sold) fried caffeine at the Texas State Fair.

"...with the power of three Red Bulls in it."

"I was actually pretty upset. I thought I had a real winner," Zable said today. He had
two entries that the judges tasted, including fried biscuits and gravy and - wait for it
- fried caffeine. "Caffeine is really bitter when you're working with it, but I figured out a way to mbine it with this lemon filling that made it so that it wasn't bitter at all — it just had this lemon jelly donut taste, with the power of three Red Bulls in it. Judges didn't
go for it."

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Jul 15

Cal Raleigh having a dream year in Seattle and Sir Mix-A-Lot not serenading him everywhere he goes feels like a missed opp

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 22h

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday.

www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

C-GZPT Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Flight status, tracking, and historical data for C-GZPT including scheduled, estimated, and actual departure and arrival times.

www.flightaware.com

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22h

Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 23h

Happy These Are All Allegedly Real Schools Who Are Playing D1 Basketball Programs The Opening Week of Basketball Season szn to you and yours

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Caleb Zane Huett @calebzane.bsky.social · 3d

ttrpg class list

waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 3d

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.

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keepay @keepay.bsky.social · 1d

Like let's look at all the current one loss teams

The Buccaneers, Packers, Colts, or Steelers could make a case for being the best team in the league but given their track records, this is an indictment of how best the "best" are this year

keepay @keepay.bsky.social · 1d

Is it possible that every team in the NFL is ass

Or at least there aren't any teams that are dominating because every one of the "best" teams this year have had multiple "fraud alert" moments

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 1d

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Ty @tyrantrat.bsky.social · 1d

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 2d

The Mariners and Cal Raleigh aren't a serious team and that's why they're so full of whimsy 🔱

The Mariners game 2 starter righty Logan Gilbert had his own interesting take on what he described as raleigh's weird mound visits.

"Sometimes he doesn't say anything or maybe I'm missing what he says," Gilbert said "but he just kind of walks out there and stands there and looks at me. It's kind of awkward sometimes. I think there's an intention there. I'm trying to figure out what it is."

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Pythox @culpeosfox.bsky.social · 2d

Il agente e la spia~

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mara @maraganger.bsky.social · 2d

shoutout the ULTRA HARD 7 and DIRTY BARRY 8 posters from mezzo forte

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keepay @keepay.bsky.social · 2d

I've been watching some videos about it and I'm ready to make a mistake again

Tempted to replay Super Paper Mario again

keepay @keepay.bsky.social · 2d

TRUE.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

I love both team’s fan bases and I hope the Mariners and Jays win 3 and half games each and they both go to the World Series.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16d

So like Baker just screams constantly under his helmet right? While the play is going on. He just yells during the whole play. Not like words. Just screams while he's running

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Rocky @marlowebarlowe.bsky.social · 2d

Red Mage Commission

#art #furry #furryart

A red panda (that is purple) is a red mage (that is actually red)

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