Katzcribe
@katzcribe.bsky.social
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Earth bending, swashbuckling, fat sexy nerd. 18+ thirstposting and page interaction WILL happen so minors DNI. ACAB, Trans Rights, Nazi punks fuck off
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Life goals, at this point
I'm gonna be a citizen of a new, yet-emergent federation of micronations before I am dead.
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Nice replica of Bulma's Variable No.19 Motocycle by Ganesha Custom.
ganeshacustom.com/en/products/...
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
I have no some and I must BODY
Huh, the champion you least expect
Make A Hollow Earth
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
I mean, forcing spork proliferation could be counted as an evil in itself
Romanticism is a curse. Even our worst villains are just embarrassing now.
Dead Magazine Says What
Are you saying you'd *buy* the Winchester Mystery House or *make* a Winchester Mystery House?
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A lot like fascism, that. Huh.
Invest in a publishing house specifically for NSFW media and throw so much money at it not even paypros could threaten it
Genuinely the ideal way for me to refresh my typing skills... and a reminder of how much an emdash fucks me up every time
Very much a "this one goes to eleven" kinda hustle which I respect
It's not bad by any means but it's also not the same
I have lived this lmao. Getting jittery after 2 cups of coffee instead of my usual 5 is still alien to me
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@bsky.app what is the point of being on this app if we can't swoon at hot steamy non-consensual villain porn anymore? Exactly. Take back your plans to censor artists
Pyramids, Small Gods, and/or Hogfather
Replace the entire curriculum of English Lit with a selection of Terry Pratchett novels and you'll achieve the same education with infinitely more entertaining reads.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
I would give anything for a Psychonaut level in Eddie's mind.
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There’s a person on YouTube who just does this day after day with different stuff and it’s always “yes it tasted exactly like a twizzler inside a crescent roll would be expected to, does that sound good to you? If so fine”
If you bake McDonald's Chicken McNuggets in crescent rolls..
YouTube video by Casual Cooking
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They're trying so fucking hard to get someone to shoot back
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This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.

Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago