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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 7h

Make A Hollow Earth

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, forcing spork proliferation could be counted as an evil in itself

Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 8h

Romanticism is a curse. Even our worst villains are just embarrassing now.

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 9h

Dead Magazine Says What

Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 9h

Are you saying you'd *buy* the Winchester Mystery House or *make* a Winchester Mystery House?

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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 13h

I just put the finishing touches on my Easy Delivery Co review. It's a struggle to be funny about a game with virtually no flaws, but I did my best.

I imagine, given the game, this will have less complaints about its length, lol.

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Steam Community :: ZMannZilla :: Review for Easy Delivery Co.

I've been jokingly calling Easy Delivery Co "The Pathologic of Dinkums". Or maybe it's Snowrunner meets Animal Crossing? Eurotruck 64: Vorkuta Edition? Silent Hill DoorDash? In any case, it carries a ...

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 17h

A lot like fascism, that. Huh.

Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 20h

Invest in a publishing house specifically for NSFW media and throw so much money at it not even paypros could threaten it

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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 21h

chicken
anime

OPENING | What's a Hero? by Daruma ROLLIN' | Rooster Fighter | VIZ

YouTube video by vizmedia

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 21h

Genuinely the ideal way for me to refresh my typing skills... and a reminder of how much an emdash fucks me up every time

Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 21h

Very much a "this one goes to eleven" kinda hustle which I respect

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 21h

It's not bad by any means but it's also not the same

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 22h

I have lived this lmao. Getting jittery after 2 cups of coffee instead of my usual 5 is still alien to me

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PsychoTey🔞💜 @psychotey.bsky.social · 22h

@bsky.app what is the point of being on this app if we can't swoon at hot steamy non-consensual villain porn anymore? Exactly. Take back your plans to censor artists

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 1d

Pyramids, Small Gods, and/or Hogfather

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 1d

Replace the entire curriculum of English Lit with a selection of Terry Pratchett novels and you'll achieve the same education with infinitely more entertaining reads.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 1d

I would give anything for a Psychonaut level in Eddie's mind.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a person on YouTube who just does this day after day with different stuff and it’s always “yes it tasted exactly like a twizzler inside a crescent roll would be expected to, does that sound good to you? If so fine”

If you bake McDonald's Chicken McNuggets in crescent rolls..

YouTube video by Casual Cooking

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Katzcribe @katzcribe.bsky.social · 2d

They're trying so fucking hard to get someone to shoot back

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 2d

This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.

Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 2d

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 2d

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

FORM A CROWD
STAY LOUD
PROTECT EACH OTHER
CODE I:
ICE NEARBY
BLOW QUICKLY IN A BROKEN RHYTHM:
PRE-PRE-PRE!
→ ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA.
ROGERS PARK WHISTLE PROTOCOLS
WHY A WHISTLE? ON THE STREETS
• A SIMPLE TOOL FOR FAST ALERTS.
• LOUD.
RECOGNIZABLE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
• OUR VOICES ARE
STRONGER TOGETHER.
WHISTLES GUIDE
PEOPLE TO:
• FOLLOW ICE CARAVANS
• CATCH UP WITH THE CROWD
• ALERT NEIGHBORS
TO JOIN IN
NOISE = VISIBILITY.
CODE 2:
CODE RED
BLOW THREE LONG BLASTS:
PREEEE-PREEEE-PREEEE!
→ ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
DON'T STAY SILENT. STAY NONVIOLENT.
WHY IT WORKS
• INSTANT ALERT
SYSTEM
• FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA
• TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY
ACTION
ORIGINAL FLYER CREATED BY:
WHAT YOU CAN DO
• WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK
TEACH FAMILY
EIGHBORS TH
CODES
• USE IT WHEN ICE IS
SPOTTED
• PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS
TOGETHER, WE KEEP OUR COMMUNITY SAFE.
FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD.
THIS FLYER DISTRIBUTED BY:
PROTECT RP
• @PROTECTRP_

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

I'm laughing out loud because, *twenty years ago*, a friend in robotics told me that showing off a dancing robot is what you do when your robot sucks, and a *group* of them even more so.

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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Ale @alepresser.com · 3d

Oh no oh no oh no

It's a cup and the hat fits both the bird and the tiger I'M GONNA SCREEEEAAAMMMM

www.instagram.com/reel/DPERXfo...

Screenshot from Instagram, a porcelain cup of Kpop demon hunters' bird with the hat. It shine And very well made.

A d the porcelain HAT also fits the porcelain tiger cup, right behind it.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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