🐍Kassss Asssasssin🐍
@kassassassin.bsky.social
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. Adults only, please. they/it/(others depending on context)
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kassassassin.bsky.social
SHAKRA: child wielding needle, you have returned

HORNET: bell's haunted

SHAKRA: what?

HORNET: *spooling up silk and crafting sting shards* bell's haunted
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis
kassassassin.bsky.social
it's actually crushingly depressing that none of Sappho's poems were preserved in their entirety.
kassassassin.bsky.social
you've heard of the Roman orator Cicero, right? well did you know that "Cicero" means "chickpea"? many historians believe this was because he liked to watch chicks pee
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bindlestiff.bsky.social
Reuters reporting this blatant crime as if it’s a lunch date is a prime example of the kind of careless, aloof normalization in journalism that has greased the skids of this catastrophic authoritarian power grab.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
The reason mainstream Democrats are constantly trotting out the imaginary archetype of the Decent Conservative is because they are themselves just slightly more polite Conservatives.
kassassassin.bsky.social
and his cameo in Rick & Morty, a wholesome show with no problematic associations whatsoever
kassassassin.bsky.social
you don't understand: he did some nazi shit for, presumably, the first and only time
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
Things are going well over on X, the town square, the place a whole lot of influential people in media and politics believe fairly reflects the views of most Americans.
faineg.bsky.social
musk personally allowed a nazi pedo doxxing cult to publish a bunch of leftists banking information, I think?
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
you know I could have sworn that like ten years ago they pretended this happened against them (it didn’t) and said it was the worst offense that had ever happened (again it didn’t).
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
WSJ: “.. the effort has drawn up a list of potential targets that includes major Democratic donors, some of the people said ..”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
kassassassin.bsky.social
I understand that good journalism is important and I should support it financially, but the CEO said "no raises this year" and I haven't been able to find another job, so my question is "with what fucking money?"
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ndrew.bsky.social
the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
donmoyn.bsky.social
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
kassassassin.bsky.social
my headcanon to justify why the knight from Hollow Knight was able to defeat Hornet & only take 2 damage from incredibly powerful beings, while Hornet takes 2 damage from mundane enemies in Silksong, is that she is more frail as a mere demigod, whereas the knight is the child of 2 gods & the Void
kassassassin.bsky.social
I strongly suspect she got that from misunderstanding an episode of The Expanse
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srirachachau.bsky.social
It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
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mikeblack114.bsky.social
tl;dr this is, as I've been screaming into the wind about for a week now, not just illegal as shit but fundamentally means the Constitution as written is no longer in effect

That said if you want an even deeper dive on the subject than I've done, this is a very good thread
bbkogan.bsky.social
Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything.

It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.

Long thread.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/10/national-security-presidential-memorandum-nspm-8/
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designer4hasand.bsky.social
“Daddy…we just want to live like before”
Small words from my kids, yet they fall on my heart like a mountain.

I'm trying to provide my family with the simplest of needs.. but sometimes I feel the weight is too heavy to carry alone.💔

Your support can ease this burden.🙏
kassassassin.bsky.social
this question is so much harder than I expected, but I'm a freak so: triangle in non-euclidean space with more than 180 degrees
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diplomatofnight.com
Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me”

• They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me
• Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked
• She was filmed while stripped naked

Aftonbladet: tinyurl.com/a33vxatc
Aftonbladet
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quatoria.bsky.social
What you see here is the political consciousness of the ICE agents.

They see their mission the same way the Trump administration sees it - as a state of war, not against immigrants, but against cities.

They correctly understand themselves to be at war against Chicago and all who live in her.
jessdkant.bsky.social
Agent lobs a gas canister into a residential neighborhood in Illinois for no discernible reason, gassing dozens of neighbors including a baby. The comfort with which they deploy weapons of war is unreal.

Source: www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s...
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sifu.tweety.fish
I love not only that this is true but that Dexter Holland is as much of a Guy Fieri-ass frosted tips goober as ever, he just sort of took a break from the HB pop punk scene to be centrally involved in curing AIDS and is now back focusing on his "Gringo Bandito" hot sauce
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rudepundit.bsky.social
I was a Young Republican for a brief time in the 1980s (for real). I promise you they talked like this back then. They didn’t know I was Jewish, so the Holocaust jokes flowed freely. It all helped radicalize me against the right.
mehdirhasan.bsky.social
“Epithets like “f----t,” “retarded” and “n--ga” appeared more than 251 times combined”

If you ever had any doubt that the youth wing of the GOP is fully radicalized and proudly racist these days:
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com