jaypea but spooky
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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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jpstarling.bsky.social
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
The entire incident is infuriating and terrifying. She’s a Latina woman who was working a service job. On her way home late at night, with her headphones in, she was detained for an hour by masked federal agents who wouldn’t give her their names.
Maria Greeley, 44, had just finished working a double shift at the Beach Bar on Ohio Street
earlier this month when she said she was surrounded by three federal agents who grabbed her, forced her hands behind her back and zip tied her.
Headphones in, Greeley had been focused on getting home to her two dogs for a walk.
Instead, she said she was detained by masked agents who did not answer when she asked for names. They questioned her for an hour, she said.
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jeradwalker.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus? The director of The Goonies and Home Alone?
Jim Downey on Conan O’Brien’s podcast asking “Jeffrey Epstein? The New York Financier?”
jpstarling.bsky.social
Chaos! on the Bases
cjzero.bsky.social
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
jpstarling.bsky.social
I don’t have that kind of time
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jpstarling.bsky.social
Is anybody else still waiting for reimbursement from Soros for their inflatable frog costume?
jpstarling.bsky.social
Is anybody else still waiting for reimbursement from Soros for their inflatable frog costume?
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jpstarling.bsky.social
my dog when he looks out the window and sees our kid walking the neighbor’s dog
Walker White from Breaking Bad yelling inside a car with the windows rolled up.
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jpstarling.bsky.social
we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."
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imagine0enigami.bsky.social
This has been argued for before and I stand by it:

Ettore Boiardi
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
jpstarling.bsky.social
This nation needs her now more than ever
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jpstarling.bsky.social
the best part of Tron was when he said "IT'S
TRONNIN' TIME" and tronned all over those guys
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jamellebouie.net
you know what. DICK TRACY is good. a perfectly fine time at the movies. i’d rather watch it again than most blockbusters these days.
jpstarling.bsky.social
the best part of Tron was when he said "IT'S
TRONNIN' TIME" and tronned all over those guys
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Stock market! Do not crash! I was joking!
paleofuture.bsky.social
“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”
Trump: Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.
He doesn't want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT
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10/12/25, 9:43 AM
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overlooked237.bsky.social
It'd be a lot cooler if you reposted other people
Matthew McConaughey sitting in a car in Dazed and Confused (1993)