Joshua Eaton
@joshuaeaton.bsky.social
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"I don't need an agenda — I just tell the truth. Let it off the leash and don't touch it. It knows what to do." Investigative reporter covering immigration + more at CT Insider. #nutmegsky Signal: jeaton.04 email: [email protected]
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Really love the far one in the first photo, but they all look great!
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I coo to her about her lil pink nose often!
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During this shortage, some cats have even had to make do with converted nightstands instead of traditional residences…
A tuxedo cat has his body in the top compartment of a nightstand
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Begging people to remember Unitarian Universalists exist.
aarikdanielsen.bsky.social
"you should be a pastor but where you preach from SATC episodes instead of the bible," she texts me later
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Traffic lights gleaming off the wet asphalt as the driving bass line picks up where the lilting melody left off at the end of Autumn Leaves.
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You can reach me on Signal at jeaton.04. I’m happy to talk off the record.
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Stepping to Derek Guy is like accepting Isaac Chotiner’s interview request. The moment you do it, your fate’s decided.
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
FWIW ICE is probably the least accessible federal agency I’ve ever covered, and that includes the CIA.
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Why are there so few (none?) news stories about individual ICE agents themselves? Who they are, what motivates them, any moral dilemmas they face? Why aren’t protesters trying to get some to speak out?
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Ta-Nehisi Coates has this beautiful little essay about his time teaching writing at MIT that nails it, I think.

www.theatlantic.com/national/arc...
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
*will, not we’ll, dagnabit
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This happens to me with Ross Douthat sometimes.
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Me and who, etc.
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It’s Melancholy Jazz Season, babies.

I wanna see y’all strolling down rainy city streets at night with your collars turned up listening to Miles Davis and thinking about long-lost loves.
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Timeline cleanse: Cardinal pic from the Birdbuddy
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Why do I feel like “in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue” we’ll end up in a plaintiff’s filing or lower court decision down the road?
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Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Athena’s laying on her back in my lap while I rub her lil tummy and she purrs, totally zonked out.🥹
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I can't put into words how much satellites and airplanes are my enemy. This was taken about 50 miles from a major city, an hour time lapse.
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With all of this said, if you find the Church Posting annoying or just too much, I’ll have absolutely no hard feelings if you mute or unfollow me.

And for everyone who follows me for journalism or CT stuff or Athena — thank you for your indulgence.
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Been Church Posting™️ a lot lately. Reminders:

1) I don’t care what anyone else does or doesn’t believe even a little.

2) I don’t think people who believe differently from me will go to hell — and don’t believe in an eternal hell at all!

3) I have an M.Div. in Buddhist studies and still love it.
joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Been Church Posting™️ a lot lately. Reminders:

1) I don’t care what anyone else does or doesn’t believe even a little.

2) I don’t think people who believe differently from me will go to hell — and don’t believe in an eternal hell at all!

3) I have an M.Div. in Buddhist studies and still love it.
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atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.