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jonny toothpick

@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social

40 followers 94 following 410 posts

I am the alter ego of someone not very funny. I am also not very funny. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)

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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 7h

Last post of the day. I’m not running out of ideas or anything. But it’s the last post of the day.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h

If life is a carnival I'm stuck at the whack-a-mole stand.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 11h

I’m looking for a movie that’s not too tense. A calm story. Maybe watching two hours of people napping by the seashore, as long as the tide doesn’t get too high. I’m sure it would be a big hit.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 13h

If Superman is so super, then why isn’t he on the news ever?

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 15h

It’s raining. I’m getting wet. There is no God.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 18h

Yesterday was okay in retrospect.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 20h

Done.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 20h

The ghost in my attic left because I’m spending too much time on social media.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 20h

Today I’m going to have a snack breakfast, a snack lunch, and a snack dinner. And then I’ll have dessert.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

Those movies were made before humans developed the fight or flight instinct. True fact.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 1d

72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure who needs to know this, but today’s wordle answer is “BATMAN”.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

Share a cartoon from the post that kids today probably never heard of 📺

Jonny Quest Intro and Credits [1080p Bluray Version]

YouTube video by Sam's TV Channel

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

Alexa? abolish time zones

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

The sun rises and sets no matter what we do to each other. Think of it as a big FU.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t forget to set your clock back one hour. The time isn’t changing or anything. You just look like you could use 60 extra minutes.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

Based on what I’m seeing in the stores now, I think I’m supposed to dress as a Christmas tree for Halloween.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

I’m feeling extra normal lately, which means I’m even less in touch with my internal wiring than usual.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d

I try hard not to look at any news before breakfast. Or during breakfast. Or after breakfast. Ever really.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d

The sun sets so early now I don’t know why I bother to get up.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d

I’m writing my obituary just in case, you know, I eventually, you know.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d

Lassie, please poop already. I want to go home.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d

I remember a time when we thought they would all die out.

jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d

We are a nation of laws. lol jk