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@johngcole.bsky.social
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WV born in AZ half the year, veteran, hillbilly, cat servant. Have a 22 year old blog: https://www.balloon-juice.com
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johngcole.bsky.social
wait what is wrong with graham crackers
johngcole.bsky.social
what happens when the robots go sentient and don't want to fuck these losers, either
johngcole.bsky.social
in all fairness I would not be crushed if robots did look like Gemma Chan
johngcole.bsky.social
jesus christ Janbet Mills you are 77 let someone younger have a stab at things. You have been great standing up to Trump. Keep doing that and lift someone younger up the fucking latter to carry on the fight.

What is with these olds clinging to power? The older I get the wronger this feels.
johngcole.bsky.social
I see someone buying prime cuts of beef and all i think is "oh you rich, rich"
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johngcole.bsky.social
the thing I love most about all the protest videos in ridiculous outfits and what not is that most of those outfits are worn and old. They're not new. No one is playing dress up, really. It appears to be just typical portland attire.
johngcole.bsky.social
I swear to god if today's techbros wrote "I, Robot" the first rule of robotics would be "all robots have to be fuckable"
faineg.bsky.social
In approximately a month, Sam Altman will say “whoops, we have seen 25,000 senile grandpas kidnapped for ransom by five-boobed-lady AI porn bot rings, we’ll pretend to introduce a tool that will fix this”

somehow, many people will believe him

and thus launches a mass Grandpa Extinction Event
johngcole.bsky.social
now you too can set a torch to the environment in pursuit of the perfect wank since you can't convince a human to have sex with you
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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tusk81.bsky.social
Rev. David Black hasn’t been the only clergy member attacked by federal agents. “Every time we have been attacked w/pepper bullets … it has felt like it came from anger that we were there, and not from any determined safety need or protocol,” said Rev. Hannah Kardon. “They are unhinged.”
johngcole.bsky.social
bhad bhabie is worth 50 million
urocklive1.bsky.social
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
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lostcitymagic.bsky.social
If you're having a bad day, some heartwarming news
urocklive1.bsky.social
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
johngcole.bsky.social
So they aren't using AI or crypto inappropriately, they are using it for exactly what they were designed to do. To crime.
johngcole.bsky.social
the enitre point of AI is to steal other people's creative endeavors and expertise and recreate it for free and pretend it is your own and not pay the people who made it.
johngcole.bsky.social
the entire point of cryptocurrency is to have a currency to buy child porn, drugs, or do other illegal shit, so calling something a cryptocurrency scam is kind of a misnomer because the entire point of cryptocurrency is to crime.
johngcole.bsky.social
the thing I love most about all the protest videos in ridiculous outfits and what not is that most of those outfits are worn and old. They're not new. No one is playing dress up, really. It appears to be just typical portland attire.
johngcole.bsky.social
insouciant yet somehow belligerent Lee Pace as Day in season 3 is pretty fucking spectacular
johngcole.bsky.social
I love lamb but my favorite thing about a lamb dinner is knowing I get to make lamb curry the next day with the leftovers.
johngcole.bsky.social
it's all just so obscene and stupid
johngcole.bsky.social
I feel my whole life I have been trying to break free from cooking the traditional turkey for thanksgiving. Done duck, done silly mini hens the name I forget no it's cornish, all sorts of things. And in the end turkey just wore me down it's like fuck it there are other battles we'll have turkey