Jessie is me 🦊
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18+ || she/her trans lesbian. IT+FOSS person; eco-concious; amateur archivist and digitization technician. Follow me on fedi instead: https://wetdry.world/@jessienab https://nabein.me **** MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN AND DO NOT REFLECT MY EMPLOYER. ****
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jessienab.bsky.social
incase u just followed me and you're like "woah she reblogs a lot of horny and nsfw posts" yeah it's because I AM HORNY as fuck and am too tired to have sex on a regular basis.

also my back hurts.
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justroadkill.bsky.social
when ur boss says u get 15 minute lunch and that includes going to and from the gas station they sell questionable pizza at u learn to multitask for peak efficiency
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rainbowdefault.bsky.social
People have a *weird* blind spot around Harry Potter.

I have queer friends that still keep the books and watch the movies.

Just... wild.
alexries.com
What are your theories as to why nominally 'liberal' people like Simon Pegg and Matt Berry are willing to work with Rowling?
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athazagora.bsky.social
Tried some stuff with block printing
Block printing materials and prints
jessienab.bsky.social
Yoooo who is the doll that rented this car before me :) #trans #transjoy
Car infotainment dashboard in the Bluetooth device menu, showing a device named "Queens Don't Tuck"
jessienab.bsky.social
Also yes this seems wildly invasive WHILE you continue to maintain residency, no reason they should be doing this.
jessienab.bsky.social
Only ever had photos taken when I moved out. I bought a bunch of cheap painter cover plastic sheets from the dollar store/hardware store, and covered everything. They don't need to know what I have in my apt

Biannual is weird af thougg
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nkalamb.bsky.social
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
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joomee.bsky.social
Kinktober Day 5 - Collared

#kinktober
greyscale illustration of a side view of camille slouched in a chair with her legs open biting her lower lip. she’s got a leash wrapped in her hand that's attached to a collar around emily's neck. camille is pulling emily’s face into her pussy. emily’s on all fours with her hands tied behind her back with camille's panties as her cock is hard and twitching. it’s hot, dominating but also so tender. camille’s clearly loving it, and emily’s just completely giving in.
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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ravenpaine.bsky.social
my friend just shared this with me
Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad
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lekroox.bsky.social
Day 11 - Collar & Leash.
Order your Bipi-pet™ today, and make those judgemental glares you get at the park feel earned. You freak!
#bonktober69

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tigertemptess.bsky.social
Day 11 ‘collar and leash’ #bonktober69
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klimspree.bsky.social
Collar and Leash #bonktober69
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sintrybest.bsky.social
Mechanic tomboy commission😋
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." 

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
I interviewed one of these factory workers in Los Angeles. She gets paid three cents to sew a zipper, five cents for a collar, and seven cents to prepare the top part of a skirt.

This is how fast fashion brands like Fashion Nova can put "Made in USA" tags on dress shirts that retail for only $25
"Every day at 6 am, Bilma boards a bus that shuttles her to downtown Los Angeles’s Fashion District. When she reaches the garment factory an hour later, she starts working immediately, without punching in. Like thousands of other garment workers in the United States, Bilma’s wages aren’t tethered to the clock but rather to the quantity of operations she executes. Three cents for a zipper or sleeve, five cents for a collar, and seven cents to prepare the top part of a skirt before she passes it onto the next sewing operator in line. Assembling an entire dress earns her a mere 15 cents. Bilma toils away on garments primarily for fast-fashion labels such as Fashion Nova, Lulus, and Lucy in the Sky, who prioritize quickly stocking on-trend items over the quality of materials. These companies peddle things like $80 maxi dresses, $25 poplin dress shirts, and $5 crop tops, all modeled by beautiful people and bedecked with the tantalizing promise of low-cost glamor." "This worker payment system, known as “piecework” in the garment industry, is how US-based manufacturers can sidestep labor laws that require companies to pay at least the minimum wage. Rather than compensating Bilma for the exhausting 12-hour shifts—a regimen that, according to LA County’s minimum wage requirement, should yield $202.80—her pay is determined by the individual tasks she performs, which can fluctuate daily. Despite her adept handling of hundreds of garments a day, Bilma’s earnings typically linger around $50 per day. That’s $300 weekly for the standard six-day grind and $350 if she opts for Sunday labor. Doing what she can with this modest income, Bilma spends $400 a month to live in a two-bedroom apartment with six other people, some of whom are day laborers. In this crowded arrangement, two occupants squeeze into each bedroom, while two more lay claim to the living room. Bilma sleeps in the corner of the bustling kitchen."
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dicefunctional.bsky.social
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309 
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111 
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113 
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200 
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911 
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116
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jam2go.com
I've been testing out adding greenscreen footage into Unreal, but compressing it to look like it's a 90s FMV game
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kahlillkasir.bsky.social
He is evil and I love him
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synapsid.bsky.social
every new bit of information that comes out after one of his movies bombs not doing much to disprove my theory that Leto has the most blackmailable dirt on every studio exec and producer working today
dracocat.bsky.social
Its wild too because apparently Tron Ares was a different story/film initially but Leto wanted to explore his character so much he convinced the director to change it to focus on him.
“The first iteration of [Tron: Ares] was a different movie, but it had a character named Ares that [Leto] was cast as while we were in pre-production,” Wigutow says, “He really got his teeth into this character and really wanted to hold onto it, and ultimately came to me and said, ‘Let's just build a movie around this character. I want to understand this character, his origins, and I want to take him to a very different place.’ So that's really the provenance and the origin of this specific film is Jared's dogged persistence on getting it done, but also telling the story of this character specifically.”
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I am so weary of that class of extremely online leftists who think being a Serious Person™️ who only posts and does nothing else is superior to being a Fun Person™️ who physically shows up
aaronputnam.bsky.social
I deleted a post of me in a frog suit with my 7-yr old daughter because a big account reposted, admonishing us for not being serious enough protestors (or something). I shouldn’t have included my daughter in the image, which was why I deleted it. But I was stunned by the condescension.
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tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.