Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖
@jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
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A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly (she/they)
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broccolirob.gobirds.online
Sure, this sounds bad, but I’m sure the Democrats’ 25-year strategy of trying to win the vote of “Moderate” Conservative White Voters will finally pay off next year and offset these losses. Hold on, I’m getting a call on the other line,
mayasen.bsky.social
Aside from losing many Democratic seats, Black representation in Congress will probably drop from around 14% of seats (nationally representative) to maybe 7 or 8% (not representative)?

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
The Supreme Court Case That Could Hand the House to Republicans
www.nytimes.com
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mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
Skeethearts, my foster kittens had a tough day… they had a vet appointment with FOUR shots and an oral medication! This is a pic of my legs & lap, which are currently being used as a nap & snuggle recuperation zone… 🥹

#FosterKittens
#TheSnuggleIsReal
#AdoptDontShop
PJ’s lap and legs covered by a beige fuzzy blanket and three sleeping kittens.  There is a calico, a black one, and an orange one in the foreground with an adorable pink nose.
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rincewind.run
sorry you were a fictional character, Dibbler, you would have absolutely loved crypto

one of the many (many) reasons I'm sad we lost Terry before he could write a bunch more books taking the piss out of the world we live in now
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inyourculture.bsky.social
democratic party approval rating is what, 25% now? there is no "circular firing squad." there's near-unanimous consensus that democratic party electeds are failing and then there's a refusal by those same electeds to take responsibility
paleofuture.bsky.social
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
"Bite her fucking tits"
sludgebitch Follow
fucking trannies has you doing shit you'd never think of. impulses arise from an alternate dimension where there are no questions and the only answer is "just fucking do whatever man you don't even have to cum"

sludgebitch
you get a good grade in transgender sex if at some point over the course of having sex you think "am i even having sex right now. does this count as sex". which btw the answer is always yes if you're horny enough

sludgebitch
ive been thinking about this and legitimately its just that its fucking human like yeah who knows what fucking murky psychological ooze your particular girl on girl feelings arise from but (for example) you think oh i wanna sniff this girls pits and you're not in to pits and she's not in to pits and in a vacuum this might even gross you out but you sniff the girls pits and you both go aww:) or you both go aww >:3c or whatever the fuck and regardless its cute and its nice and its intimate and even if the specific act does nothing for you sexually its still horny because its a connection that doesn't have to force it's way thru the multiple layers of social bullshit that you have to heft around and place between you and everyone else to survive as a tranny in a world you're not supposed to be a tranny in and both you and this girl get to finally just be fucking animals without producing yourself for the consensus of people who want you either dead or perfect. bite her fucking tits
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kaceyisspacey.bsky.social
Trans healthcare and surgeries being held behind monetary thresholds doesn't make them bougie, it's ransom
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
This is the result of a lot of people pretending racism is one of the greatest taboos in our culture while failing to address racism substantively. People are appalled by the idea of being called racist while being totally committed to upholding racism throughout society.
uhactually.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
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reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
Nothing makes me lose my patience more than being thanked for it while on hold.
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krinndnz.bsky.social
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 679: "if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer"
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vtbee80.bsky.social
hey fellas your ‘bro code’ should be calling it out, not covering it up
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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addyberry.bsky.social
So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?
jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
Nothing wrong with either. Some of my closest, decades-long relationships were a result of needing a mother figure worth loving
freeuse.toys
are you into older women cause age gaps are hot or because you need a motherly figure in your life you can actually relate to
jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
Tell me you wouldn't want to get fucked in the ass to this
jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
Anyone who is genuinely more worried about basic crime than the government at this point is just living on a different planet
jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
Suffer
This simple, nagging wound
This childish riddle
This dumb cartoon
An absolutely beautiful trans woman with her boobs out
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
atrupar.com
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know