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probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 4d

I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 6d

john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 8d

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

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soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 9d

I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 10d

where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 11d

i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!

oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 13d

they call me sweat midler

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 14d

breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 14d

tired: sperm count
wired: cum vampire

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 15d

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 15d

call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 16d

just making sure you get yer steps in

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 16d

it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails