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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 14h

It was either this or Nasty Nate 2072

Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 14h

I got my new name from a real visionary

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 1d

For the e-beggars might I suggest getting government welfare or steady employment? Then you can fund your doordash habit yourself instead of manipulating the goodwill of strangers to do so, and also then maybe you can actually donate some money to folks who need it more

Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 1d

However I will give my money to folks in Gaza because unlike the e-beggars, they actually need my money and I actually care about their wellbeing, mainly because they’re in a rough situation and are going to use the donations for necessities instead of burrito taxis

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 1d

One of the most annoying things about the left as a leftist is the e-begging, I’m not going to subsidize your doordash no matter how much you try to guilt trip me into doing so

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NosferaStu 🦇🕷️🎃 @discoursestu.marvelousdeath.com · 1d

You can tell just from the headline that this is a potemkin fad cooked up by marketing and nobody in real life is sincerely doing this

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.

Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco

www.nytimes.com

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 1d

@whstancil.bsky.social I’m gonna brush your teeth with my dick

Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 1d

Real shit the only reason Stephen Miller went into politics is because he doesn’t have enough upper body strength to strangle hookers

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

I simply do not believe that it is possible to have a serious conversation when you're saying shit like "smexual assault" and "grapist"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 5d

@whstancil.bsky.social lemme get a piece of that ass, I want that and I need that

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 8d

I have obtained expert verification that Kash Patel has been molested by Donald Trump

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 8d

didn’t see you old bitches showing up to protect young people who put their futures on the line to protest a genocide.

maybe they’re not at your protests because they don’t trust you.

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Tacticool Memes @tacticoolmemes.bsky.social · 8d

From the same asshole who signed a ban on the most common type of handgun in the country...

mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 8d

Newsom vetoes both the PreP access and the HRT stockpile bill because he is worried it would increase healthcare costs...

He claims to support the aims of these bills. But the vetoes deny access to medical care for queer people.

(Context: He vetoed these 2 while signing 8 other queer rights bills)

Trans News Network @transnews.network · 8d

He also signed SB 590, which bolsters paid family leave.

Read his veto messages here:

www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/u...
www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/u...

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 10d

Round two

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Under an Ember Moon @tenswaggy.bsky.social · Apr 23

It's wild to me how the discourse swings between "no guns ever and if you get a gun you become a monster" and "if you must get a gun, get the one most likely to be extraordinarily unwieldly/dangerous in your trembling hands"

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 11d

You have an expired mango instead of a frontal cortex

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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 12d

The bigger issue is that when the average person sees this, they’ll wish Portland was on fire

Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 12d

Not really, the flow’s trickled down to a minimum

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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12d

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richard bunts @richardbunts.bsky.social · 13d

burger

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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 14d

non-monogamous in an ethical gray area in that i have secured enthusiastic consent from my loving long term partner for me to date exclusively Married Women Who Cheat

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 14d

Democratic Party turboloyalists are often some of the most toxic people I've ever encountered. Whereas the Right are generally honest about all the vile things they think and believe, this group of centrists adds the additional insult of pretending to have some sort of morality and knowledge. Vile.

Tony Moonbeam II @moonbeamii.bsky.social · 14d

Why do I have to learn about some hippies' shitty little boat on the second anniversary of the most deadly act of antisemitic violence since the Holocaust? I will never forgive these idiots for this.

Malcolm P. Johnson @admiralmpj.bsky.social · 14d

You don't trust the Israeli Foreign Ministry. I don't trust a bunch of Swedish Hippies on a racing boat.

I'm going to go with the Israeli Foreign Ministry:

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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 15d

"ResetEra People" give off the exact same feeling as meeting an alien wearing human skin

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