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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah

@inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social

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✍️ 5% plotter/95% pantser 🤓 data nerd 🖍️ former crayon connoisseur (oohrah) 🥘 hotdish enthusiast 🦇 Ravenloft fangirl 🙏 may the Force be with you 📺 Wheel of Time, Yellowjackets

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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · Nov 13

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Hi, I'm Dee! I occasionally remember that I have a YT channel I always mean to be funny on. Star Wars nerd since birth, former Marine, data nerd, romcom fan, D&D DM, writer with too many WIPs (two novels and a boatload of fanfic)

My AO3: tinyurl.com/yew9y6yfe
My YT: tinyurl.com/ms4unt4f

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Mads @mads.blue · 17h

I’d like Mamdani to win the NYC mayoral election not just because of the myriad of good, progressive policies he has had but also as a reminder for people everywhere that we should never settle for the lesser of two evils. Nihilism will never deter us from demanding better from our politicians.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14h

the upshot is that we are guaranteed catastrophic crash outs in roughly 24 hours.

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ShaneAvery @shaneavery23.bsky.social · 7h

Just imagined the meltdown Debra Messing is going to have when Mamdani is elected.

a man in a white shirt is standing in a narrow alleyway and smiling .

ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a narrow alleyway and smiling .

media.tenor.com

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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 1h

i just fully refuse to believe this is a real quote someone said under oath. Said this and didn't immediately die of fucking shame? jesus fucking christ Marines puke on their blues during the birthday ball, NOT A SANDWICH ON YOUR TACTICOOL UNIFORM.

Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 3h

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 1h

so, you know, nothing of any fucking consequence to the country down the road, no big fucking deal

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 6h

3. Those cases were the one about state secrets found in his Florida mansion and the one about the conspiracy to use fake electors to overturn his defeat by Joe Biden.

Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 1h

when i think of Dick Cheney, i think of that scene from Fall of the House of Usher, where the bodies are just fucking RAINING DOWN behind Roderick Usher.

That's fucking Dick Cheney.

and just like Roderick Usher, he never suffered a single fucking consequence for his monstrous fucking choices.

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 2h

Let us remember who Dick
Cheney really was.

Me for Zeteo, with 🧾:
zeteo.com/p/dick-chene...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 4h

Grim Reaper at the claw machine

MEH

DICK CHENEY'LL DO I GUESS

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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 4h

An early little meme I invented back in the blog days was calling Dick Cheney Fourthbranch, which I believe was a play on a short-lived Taco Bell campaign named Fourthmeal. This was after he claimed he was neither part of the executive or legislative branch and so didn't need to turn over records.

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Stonekettle @stonekettle.bsky.social · 5h

Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.

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Claudio Pozas — Commissions Open @claudiopozas.bsky.social · 4h

Killing the dreams and wonders of children may be the greatest crime AI techbros have commited.

Susanna Shore, Author @susannashore.bsky.social · 9h

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social):

As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead."

But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that"

Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 5h

Look, I know we're all having fun celebrating the death of a historic monster, but we need to leave space for folks who may not share our feelings. Some folks saw the news and thought "LOL!" while others heard and immediately felt "LMAO!" and it's important to hear both viewpoints.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h

Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h

I'll be skipping any obits that begin "Whatever you think of what he did as Vice President..." It's what you do when you think nobody can stop you that counts.

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Justin Bolger @justinbolger.bsky.social · 4h

a black object is being burned in a fire

ALT: a black object is being burned in a fire

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 5h

This is a really fun story. Obviously, still, fuck this guy, but it's a great demonstration that the Democratic base in MA rejected his shit so thoroughly he's desperate to run away from the reputation caused by his own comments.

Oriana González @oriana.bsky.social · 5h

SCOOP: Seth Moulton, who once said he opposes trans girls playing in girls' sports, commits to "support and lead legislation like the Transgender Bill of Rights" if elected senator

A look into how his past comments come into play in his challenge against Ed Markey:
www.notus.org/campaigns/se...

Seth Moulton Challenged Democrats Over Trans Rights After The 2024 Election. Not Anymore.

In response to a list of questions from NOTUS, Moulton committed to “support and lead legislation like the Transgender Bill of Rights” if he is elected as Massachusetts’ senator.

www.notus.org

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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 4h

"Usha Vance Is Not a Victim. She’s a Villain"

The second lady deserves to be held accountable for what she’s chosen to represent and the role she has willingly played in an admin whose values run counter to her very existence, writes @kaivanshroff.bsky.social:
zeteo.com/p/usha-vance...

Usha Vance Is Not a Victim. She’s a Villain

The second lady deserves to be held accountable for what she’s chosen to represent and the role she has willingly played in an admin whose values run counter to her very existence.

zeteo.com

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 5h

It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us

Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 6h

Dispatch has sold 1 million copies in under two weeks

The episodic superhero comedy features big-name actors like Aaron Paul and Jeffrey Wright.

www.gamedeveloper.com

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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 4h

"a great and good man" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 4h

yeah FUCK this motherfucker and that whole fucking administration, gonna have a cookie every fucking time one of those fucks that sent us over there get grabbed in Death's claw machine.

Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 7h

By almost any measure, Cheney was the most powerful vice president in history, the "architect and executor of President Bush's major initiatives," writes Robert McFadden. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 4h

Some people can’t understand that the Democratic Party is a coalition of groups and the Republican Party is a ideological based party, and they insist on applying Republican structure on to Democrats

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h

i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8h

the other thing about this is that there is no reason to pit these candidates against each other? each are good fits for their respective electorates and each shows the value of vigorous campaigns focused on the stated material problems of voters.

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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 4h

oh cool dick cheney dropped dead.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 13h

it’s absolutely fucking pissing rain right now and it might stop by sunday, if we are lucky. it is dark, gray, and wet for the next six months, and it is hard on people who *live here*. godspeed, texans, your governor sent you here to kill yourselves.

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Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah @inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social · 4h

i might actually feel bad if national gardeners get sent to Phoenix

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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 4h

Honestly hoping Democrats drop the other shoe and start expressing absolute contempt for reporters who want to play makebelieve with the Republicans.

Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 4d

Thank you Congressman Neguse for laying it plain.

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Michelangelo Signorile @msignorile.bsky.social · 4h

“Cuomo closed by demonizing immigrants, forgetting his own family history. Mamdani, in his closing video, honored the legacy of New York’s Italian-American political leaders who fought for workers.”

www.signorile.com/p/cuomo-disg...

Cuomo disgraced all Italian-Americans. Mamdani honored them in his closing.

Cuomo closed by demonizing immigrants, forgetting his own family history. Mamdani, in his closing video, honored the legacy of New York’s Italian-American political leaders who fought for workers.

www.signorile.com

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