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Magnum, T.I.(M.)

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · Nov 14

Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)

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josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 5h

grok is on X spreading info doxxing people in case you were wondering how that’s going

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 4h

I hope everyone left out milk and cookies for christopher colombus tonight

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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 6h

im going to use the computer to make the world a better place said the insane maniac

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 3

how about they give an academy award to the police for once. might stop em turning their cameras off so much. what if you're about to do something Oscar worthy to this guy

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 4h

The teenager has heard of it, the younger ones have not

Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 4h

One of them asked me what is was like living through 9/11

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 7h

Lol

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 9h

my teenager just said I was born in the 1900s

Dennis Reynolds laughing, but not internally

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 9h

Conner Mantz had to fight off roving gangs of antifa to set the new American marathon record today

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10h

Cookie Monster is not an animal

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 11h

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 2d

🎶Whoa, Black Betty🎶

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 11h

if i was an nfl player and got called a weak ass bitch after a play id yell "im doing my best!"

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 11h

Aaron Lewis (of Staind)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 11h

They give the football players those tablets for something to do so they don’t act up when they’re not on the field

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15h

Every JD Vance interview:

REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?

JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14h

Football announcers love pointing out when a player does something they should never do

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14h

Google search results spiking for “property in argentina”

Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14h

Buying “GEICO insurance” in between football plays

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14h

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14h

ICE officers better start practicing their “i was just following orders” defense

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14h

also: tides

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common variable

Conservative meme trying to paint Chicago as full of crime

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 15h

these are the people in charge of the government

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