Drones also hit Novokuibyshevsk oil refinery overnight.

Oil refinery a day keeps the Russian away. Keep up the good work 14th USF Regiment 🫡

STEPSON: Dark Crystal was better…
US: Well, YEAH
STEPSON: …but yeah, Bowie nailed it.
ME: And because we like you, we will not traumatize you with Neverending Story.
KEVIN: The horse…
US: *shudders*

Tonight the president of the United States posted a video of himself wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps diarrhea all over the United States.

Seriously. He actually did this.

Mehdi didn’t roast Trump, he turned him into barbecue 🍖

I really hope Melania was watching, Mehdi.💙😎💙

Trump releases George Santos to bait the press away from the protests he’s been fretting about all week. The press thinks that bait is delicious.

Hey wait a second. Isn’t OpenAI meant to convert to a for profit by end of year? There’s not a lot of year left, and Microsoft and OpenAI are yet to come to an agreement. That “memorandum of understanding” was a statement of nothing and this story taking off is going to make things even more sour!

poopie died on the way back to his home planet

True love conquers all loss.

www.shopaew.com/mina-shiraka...

If your newspaper doesn't have no kings as the top us story today, throw it in the trash and don't look back

The de facto President of the United States has released a video in which he is King of America and uses his royal powers to fly a fighter plane which magically poops all over protesters opposed to his rule.

This makes the Trump Gaza video look sane by comparison.