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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · Jan 26

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Smiling selfie of me on my couch wearing my glasses

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1h

💃CAMP DRAG 👏

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rheinsweeper @nanocorn.bsky.social · 4h

Never forget this

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 2h

Woooo!

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Eruprior @eruprior.bsky.social · 6h

Treat or treat 😏

Picopico is slipping his undie, revealing a big cock with lots of candies surrounding it

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 2h

This HAS to be satire… right?

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Anyone who pulls off the 1985 Live Aid Freddie Mercury fit well can fold me like origami

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 6h

Will drop garlic out of my life forever if it meant one kiss

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 1d

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

Python Software Foundation @python.org · 1d

Please read our statement, share it with your networks, and support us if you can. www.python.org/sponsors/app... psfmember.org/civicrm/cont...

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 8h

Crush sexted back

Girl breaking her hand chains while looking at the sunrise

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 19h

My Grammostola quirogai keeps filling its water dish with dirt, so I attempted to catch them in the deed 🧐

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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 4d

Day 24 - HAT 🎩🪄

#SuperBatober #Inktober #inktober2025

SUPERBATOBER 24: HAT -- Zatanna has appeared! She's showing Supergirl a neat hat trick. Kara emotes excitement as a confused Batgirl is then pulled out of Zatanna's floating top hat. "TAH DAH 🦇!" the spellcaster exclaims. Read backwards as "HAT HAD 🦇!"

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 23h

I’m seeing many articles on guys trying to dye their hair to hide the gray, but nothing regarding purposefully dyeing it gray. What does that say about me who wants to dye it gray…