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Harpo

@harpogarza.bsky.social

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I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?

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Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com · 1d

Hey, I saw your dad yesterday.

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 1d

8 years 8 months 8 days away from retirement. Yes, I'm counting.

Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 1d

Tremendous

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 2d

Supervisor: Are you seriously using your vacation time to take off THE ENTIRE holiday season? Do you understand how much overtime money you're leaving on the table?!?

Me:

Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 4d

What the...

The Sacramento Kings will not see neither the post season nor heaven

Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 4d

Ah, opening night, the high point of every Kings season. The road to 33 wins starts here!

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 8d

Not sure why everyone hates the Sacremento Kings so much but we out here telling them to fuck off too

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8d

Sacramento Kings seeing all the protests today

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 8d

The in-laws are going to meet my oldest's boyfriend for the first time tomorrow. Should be interesting.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 9d

He is. You can't take this away from us.

meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 10d

STAR WARS FACT: nominative etymology suggests that lando calrissian is an armenian man

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 10d

Actually there's a 3rd, lesser known position

Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 10d

90 something year old airman got up out of his wheelchair to wave to the crowd, who went crazy. The jumbo tron camera then zoomed in on my fat ass, the only person sitting in the damned arena, desperately trying to eat my ice cream before it melted. Closest I'll ever come to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 10d

I was at a Kings game where they announced one of the Tuskegee airmen was sitting court side. I was holding a sleeping 2 year old in one arm and a waffle cone with 3 heaping scoops of ice cream in the other. The crowd stood to cheer the airman, while I had to sit due to what I was holding. Then the

Mycelial Ghoul @backwoodsfairy.bsky.social · Apr 29

Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.

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Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 10d

Called it!

Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social · 14d

Uncle Howard and I saw DRI last night and Kurt and Spike are the 2 most bad ass dudes in their 60s you can imagine. They haven't lost a step.

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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 16d

I'm in a 3-1 count against Tarik Skubal. Got him right where I want him. I proceed to guess wrong, missing a changeup by two feet. The bat flies out my hands and my pants fall down and I tell the ump "I'm good, let's just call that a strikeout."