Paul L'Astname
@harlanquinzel.bsky.social
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Sometimes when I’m a little sad I broil four marshmallows as a treat
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i hope there's a daft punk alive 2027
It's not really even a feud. Charli's husband is in a band with one of Taylor's exes, so Taylor wrote a diss track about her. It's pretty one-sided, as it usually is for TayTay
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Brittany Mahomes for one. And I'm just saying, I think Swifties are in a little bit of a cultural bubble. Taylor started out as a country artist during the Bush administration, a lot of her diehard fans are still conservative. And swifties seem to think she's more progressive than she is
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Not every time, but at least every tenth time probably that I see the Rocky Horror Picture Show shortened to RHPS my brain tries to go "Oh RHPS, the Red Hot P..wait... The Red Hot Pilly Slippers. Not that's... wait..."
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Ste Salt stuns in leggy display and no cap venturing onto his lunch break amidst rumours he’s consumed a whole packet of honey and lime cashews.
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10pm and I just wanna suck eat lick and taste some…..cheesecake
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Oh my influence 😍 yawsss
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These little fuckers worth $14 each to you? We know! - Disney
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This is the cutest Christmas calendar.

The price though...
Disney's The Muppet Christmas Carol calendar comes with twelve small plushies. The price is $159.99.
Puss puss 97 on the number plate
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"You can finally buy replacement PSVR2 controllers, but only through Apple because they're usable with the Vision Pro, and not through Sony themselves"
Beautiful. Fly. Hot. And sexy.
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when i saw the best song is - you say …
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Del Toro’s obsession with the allure of the monster has never been more beautifully realized than in the figure of Elordi’s patchwork man. An exquisely thoughtful and elegant performance that embodies the soul of Shelley’s tragic creation better than any version I’ve seen. He’s immense. #filmsky 📽️
My life started falling the fuck apart in 2014 let's be honest

2016 hurt but 2017 is where shit got irreparable