thomas hapax
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A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom. Gay & trans & so forth. Waked by the trumpet sound I from my grave shall rise.
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the two major -lalias—echo- and glosso-—
"Can you check if there's any cottage cheese in the back"
Trans guys: What are the most annoying things cis people say to you, regularly?
one thing about bluesky is. I don't care to stay here long
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you'd do jg ballard shit at home and go online to post about theater kid shit too if you had erika moen breathing down your neck like you were a magical unicorn
this specific tweet. Really, really, really good post
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SALVATION CAN'T BE BOUGHT AND SOLD
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Poetry isn't there to "mean" something, it's there to get you high.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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it is impossible for a book to be cosy if the prose isn't good. sturdy, well-set prose is like 60% of any cosy read and this is the actual true reason why the cosy fantasy boom is wretched even before you get to the therapy speak and uninquisitive worldbuilding etc
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
literally finally something for us!!!!!
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is jack skellington willing to stop oogie-boogie, but not able? then he is not omnipotent. is he able but not willing? then he is malevolent. is he both able and willing? then whence cometh oogie-boogie? is he neither able nor willing? then why call him king of the pumpkin patch?
did u ever see the reassuring informational video they sent out of their ceo wearing a quarter-zip and trying to pretend he didn't wanna kill himself on camera
not really invested in the project of condensing this to four words but do y'all remember when UNFI got hacked and took all their servers offline lmfaoooo
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
am late to the party on both of them so you have maybe already read but this was the short story collections from LittlePuss by Anton Solomonik & Emily Zhou!
what's actually crazy is that some of my mutuals on here right now knew me then. Some of y'all were responding to those posts, and saying shit like What the fuck are you even talking about right now
sorry i get that he's one of the worst people alive but every time there's a new one of trump talking about how he's not going to go to heaven im truly like this is just how I talked on twitter when i was trying to come out of the closet at evangelical undergrad
read two whole books this weekend and they were both good on a sentence level; if I keep doing this I think eventually I won't be mentally ill anymore
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excited to start drawing Nancy again, here’s a strip I drew in Paris last year
nice Methodist boy seeks same (Check this? Ed)
in my UMC era. Becoming a nice Methodist boy
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Years ago I went through a phase of putting chicken legs on ... stuff?
Everything I've ever made has always been a bit absurd and self-indulgent.

For example: here is a breakfast radish on legs, which I made of wool and wire.
Photo of an object in front of a plain white background. The object is a soft-sculpture made of wool. It's a breakfast radish in red and white with white roots growing out of the bottom and big leafy dark green leaves growing from the top. It's also in a bird pose and standing on two bright orange chicken legs. It's an odd animal.
I gotta rewatch, I haven't seen it since it came out
oh shit I missed national coming out day again... another year without anybody knowing I'm gay
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group LittlePuss Press
dril candles tweet but with transgender literature
dril candles tweet but with transgender literature