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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 7h

Four Jeremy, four?

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 7h

Yes!!

Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 10h

And having to separate it out if you have different jobs??? Who is this for???

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13h

This Making Tax Digital thing where freelancers will have to file four times a year….do they want me to hurl myself off a cliff

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 14h

Saw a Facebook post of an article about a teacher who was sacked for putting up over 100 flags and one of the comments was like “should be teaching pronouns 🙄” and it’s like yes? they are a part of English? So if they’re an English teacher yes??

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 1d

Let me write the movie

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 1d

Sat next to the door in the cafe I’m working in and it’s so cold but I’m too scared to move, what if someone says something

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 2d

How do I get a job as the TV producer who has to watch all the dash cam car crashes and choose the best ones to go on those traffic cop shows

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 3d

WELL THEN IT'S NOT MEANINGFUL IS IT, NICK www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4d

Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 4d

RIP

diane keaton in the final frame of the godfather

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4d

NOOOOOO

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 4d

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

people.com

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4d

well! anyone for tea

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4d

Yes

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4d

It’s both if you’re brave enough

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing like the violent rage that courses through my body when someone downstairs shouts a question to me when I am in the upstairs bathroom behind a locked door

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 5d

Once again rejected for the role of Prime Minister of France just for being English

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know if there’s a standard I always am specific

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 5d

However they did give me sweet popcorn instead of salty popcorn and I only noticed when it was too late and I didn’t want to lose any movie time but I will have my revenge, sweet popcorn is for children

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah that slapped

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 6d

God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.

Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 6d

Suuuure it's the "molds" fault. Whats next, a very specific strain of mold that turns children's book authors into raging terfs?

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 6d

This is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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