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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · Jan 3

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This isn't just a thinly veiled excuse to scream about psychopomp I swear

Not going to only do things I finish cuz otherwise I'd never post anything

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1h

Solid choice, personally in using that money on toilet paper cuz if I'm gonna wipe my ass with the NYT it might as well be comfortable

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 3h

God shut up

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

Tried and came up with a very large saltine wearing an unzipped hoodie and beanie

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

Critics are dumb as fuck and so are you for pushing this bullshit

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 4h

Bunch of shitheads seeing the news and rushing to buy the nonexistent dip

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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 15h

Terriermon comm

Terriermon in front of a burning house that he absolutely set on fire

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 5h

Considering the kind of shit Republicans let float without a second thought it's really sounding like these emails are just these two freaks agreeing back and forth that they wish their dicks weren't broke so that they could fuck more kids or something equally nightmarish

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 6h

bluesky says fuck them kids

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Bárbara Helena @silvoca.gay · 14h

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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 19h

You NEED to get rid of your Ring yesterday

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 20h

I watched every Schwarzenegger and stallone movie in high school thanks to my local video store, even the bad ones

This started out as like a fond reminiscence but there were some absolutely dog shit movies at that store. Hmm

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 21h

This is maybe the most transparent rage bait that I've ever come across

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Everything is so goddamn stupid now I'm going to go back in time and beat the motherfuckers who made Idiocracy for their Apollo bullshit

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

That boy done shitted in he pants

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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 1d

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.

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Diredoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 1d

using a stone on Eevee

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

All three of those cops are exhibiting different kinds of wanting to kick that guys ass

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Continually adding material to my hypothesis that it's some kind of simulation and whatever's running it can't communicate to me directly but is trying to tell me it's okay to krill myshellf

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

The world keeps one-upping itself on how downright dumb shit is getting

Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 1d

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck?

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

The Rolex was fake but more damning was that the cybertruck was real

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism. You are describing capitalism. But you can't call it capitalism because the capitalists own you like a fucking farm pig.

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Shut up dickhead

The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 1d

When tools like Mike Johnson warn about the “rise of Marxism” in the Democratic Party, let’s be clear: the Republicans steadfastly support Marxism, as long as wealth is redistributed to corporations and the rich

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah man it's cool that there's a big stupid sword sticking out of the planet because you wanted sargeras to get a lick in, it looks like shit and made silithus way fucking worse than it already was

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Basically announcing that the sky is blue here but it's kind of impressive how leaning into "well we've got time travel so we can do whatever we want to the world and just drop a time travel NPC in the zone" turned blizz's zone design into total shit