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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀

@gremlinjess.bsky.social

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · Jan 3

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This isn't just a thinly veiled excuse to scream about psychopomp I swear

Not going to only do things I finish cuz otherwise I'd never post anything

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 33m

oh hey isn't that that shit they're really into over in japan

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 38m

L'onquieux, l'onquieux

Get out of ze, how do you say, fauqieungx roaeiduex

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 41m

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 43m

Nah you get the hell mode baby whose super power is to poop forever

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2h

Below ass mountain is where I want to die

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2h

Directly above the u, for anyone else looking

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 2h

That's probably the most realistic part of the video

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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 6h

Kneesocks👓

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 20h

Both of these things are true at once because good god is there a chasm of difference between the people running bsky and the people using bsky

meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 20h

me when bsky devs open their mouth: fuck this place. burn it down for all i care

me when any RWer reports on their experience here: 100.000 years prosperity to the bluesky empire, on which the sun will never set

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 1d

Keep it up lol

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 21h

Consistent at least

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 21h

knowing about the lack of gender lock on clothes would require him to actually play the game, which these fucking goons absolutely do not do any time they drum up shit to bitch about

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah but the eyes aren't quite as perky

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

something inside me physically shifted reading this and i did a "urgh" out loud

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

really earning the homophobic boy detective handle with this one

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Parfait @witchparfait.bsky.social · 1d

Mario

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 22h

losing it at the idea of a magnemite floating there with either a fat cock or oversized milkers

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linksrattik-ahhhh!-l @linksrattikarl.myatproto.social · 1d

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A normal person has 1,000 wishes. A deployed SOLDIER only has one; for you to fuck theit wife. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my mates.

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Something satisfying about someone condescendingly correcting you, you mute them, and then your mentions then become a conga line of people correcting *them*

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Fortnite movie is such a spiritually hideous concept

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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 1d

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

He's busy watching Abobo the Dancing Ape interview vance on the gorilla channel, leave him alone

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

at least vance can stop crying himself to sleep about being on this list

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Bossett @bossett.social · 1d

if you'll indulge me...

lmao it's a sweep

Top 20 blocked accounts on Bluesky, all of which are the recently created/reactivated US government accounts

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Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

Can you imagine how easy it would be to fix this shit if all those people had guns

Giant rat who makes all of the rules🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @gremlinjess.bsky.social · 1d

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