Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren)
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I make dinner & swear too much. I think that's all you need to know. 'Chocolate Cake for Imaginary Lives' published by Deixis Press is available now She/her
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“Before we crack on with the meat raffle, could the owner of a yellow Vauxhall Corsa please move their vehicle? Dave from the mobile discotheque says he can’t get his van in”
Kim Jong Un speaking into a microphone.
carousing and loose women. And maybe some coffee.
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Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Mike Johnson refusing to swear her in: "The excuses depending on the day keep changing ... the timing is the fact that I am the 218th signer to the discharge petition for the Epstein files"
Exactly!
Maybe get myself a book and some coffee.
The Facebook class action lawsuit involving my data and what not has given me... 37.95. American dollars. Thank you very much.
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I was up at 4.30 this morning to drive the teen to the train station. They’re off to Alton Towers.

Came back and made this at about 6am.

I know how to optimise my time!
Cripes (Commander in) Chief!

Terry makes an awfully good POTUS. Must be the petted lip…

Thanks to @gazzalw63.bsky.social for this inspired suggestion!

Terry’s #plasticenehalloween Horror Week begins on Oct 24. We’re still looking for a few costume suggestions before then

SoDisappointedPod.com
I have decorated my house for Halloween and I feel right with the world. Or at least my own personal world of adorable pumpkins and skeletons.
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String cheese is the only body count I recognize. Mine is 7.
I wonder how much string cheese I can eat in one sitting
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Gummies and Sofas together conspire to give you the hardest sleep of your life
It's a fancy tuna melt kind of Thursday.
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This guy converts discarded plastic fishing nets, which would otherwise end up in landfill, get burned or, worse, find its way back into the oceans, into high-value raw materials used in 3D printing.

His recycling process has less than 3% of the carbon impact of producing new nylon.

- That's cool.
The key is to go for something unhinged. I did one where I was in the bath eating cake. My other advice is "have photo in front of large piece of art" it distracts a bit.
Ok, give me some advice for taking writerly headshots when you have a round face and hate every single photo of yourself for the last five years?
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A similar thing happened to me about 25 years ago, when I was a preteen. It was a nightmare.

Now, thanks to AI, so many young girls all over the world will have to live that same nightmare.
That is a great experience. I miss the ice cream sandwiches from home.
But I was obviously his cover while he was buying drugs.
Sometimes random memories from my childhood surface and adult me pauses and says, "wait a minute... my father took me a biker club house..." (he did. Nothing bad happened to me there. I was allowed to run around with the other feral children.)
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Most of rural Alaska is Alaska Native. Bonus donating to support Alaska Native people on Indigenous Peoples Day.
Western Alaska was hit hard by the recent storms. Houses floated away in Kipnuk, houses flipped over, people lost everything from the flooding that came with the storms. Please donate if you can. This group has a long history of supporting AK communities.

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