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Frankendarling

@futurehasbeen.bsky.social

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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · Oct 14

My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:

youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...

Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot

YouTube video by Michael Darling

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

It feels very weird to have such an absolute lad as Pontiff. Like a Pope you know has gone to town on a big thing of wings.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 1h

Trevorrow deserves this.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1h

Jim Carrey in Talks to Lead Live-Action ‘The Jetsons’ Movie, Colin Trevorrow to Direct www.thewrap.com/jim-carrey-j...

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nina milkwalkermoto 🎃 @spacecoyote.com · 3h

had to make this after @bobservo.bsky.social made the joke

A parody of the movie poster for "One Battle After Another" except it says "One Rattle After Another" and features Skinner, Chalmers, and Ralph from The Simpsons (based on a famous scene where Ralph asks "what's a battle?" and Skinner tries to convince Chalmers he said "what's that rattle?")

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 2h

[Slams you into a locker]

Quiet, nerdlinger.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 3h

Yes! YES!!

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe his skull went on to play Yorick?

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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 1d

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h

When you had no idea the I've Had It podcast was going to ask real questions

Brad Pitt smiling while hiding in a close in the 2008 movie Burn After Reading

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 15h

scrolled by too fast and thought this was Jiminy Glick

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16h

Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15h

Holy shit.

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15h

I at least recognize the latter as semi-human; the language of assholes, bullies, and would be conquerors. The commercial-talk people feel like pod people.

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15h

Every AI booster talks about it like those people in those commercials where they won’t stop talking about the healthy benefits of Cheerios or some shit.

Just be goddamn normal!

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16h

No-prize if you can guess which future president has a cameo in this movie.

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16h

Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 17h

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, it just hit me that Huell Howser was a cis drag king.

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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 17h

the Huell Howser baton must be passed

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 17h

Openly Gay Huell Howser would be too powerful.

Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 17h

We need a PBS series where a drag queen tours different factories around the country and shows how things get made.

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 18h

To be fair, you’re right to.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 18h

Had an affair with her source and all she got was a book deal, a cushy Vanity Fair editing gig and a year off. Real tough to be “exiled” these days

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 18h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18h

feel like we should wait until the season starts?

Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 1d

I AM really struggling with how little NBA talk there is on here and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. Ratio me, it's a badge of honor.

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, you say that about everything.

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 18h

It is 2018 and Hollywood is making a Stephen King shared universe tv series starring Bill Skarsgård.

It is 2025 and Hollywood is making a Stephen King shared universe tv series starring Bill Skarsgård.

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Andrew @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social · 2d

If you buy an NFT of a stock in OpenAI you should have to wear a big bell like a goat for the rest of your life.

Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 4d

The crash is going to be brutal when it comes.

Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23h

anytime I see Dr. Phil I just think of the Bumfights guy on his show

Bumfights guy dressed as Dr. Phil on Dr. Phil

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