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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism
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I write stuff and ship Reylo and I'm probably old enough to be your mom.
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Did you guys know that The Force Awakens came out in 2015? That means 2025 is the ten year anniversary of REYLO. Happy #10YearsOfReylo, y'all. Let's keep it going for 10 more.
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
It's in! I'll be updating "the day i take your hand" (aka Space Ben) as soon as I have a chance to reread it so I remember where I left off. That's the one where astronaut Ben was lost in a wormhole and comes back to a planet facing destruction.

archiveofourown.org/works/226418...
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I know myself better than to promise writing under pressure but I will be offering 5 beta spots for one shots or full chapters in exchange for donations of $10 and will also match them. Send me a DM with proof and let’s do this! #thehuntforbensolo
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Hope is active. Doom is inactive. Every time you say “it’s over” you have completely given up and simply handed it all to the fascists.
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
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the sheer levels of incompetence and lack of ability to read a VERY loud, VERY massive woman and queer-led room boggle the mind

these asshats should have to compensate us for the emotional damage inflicted upon us for the last six years
“Sources close to the project emphasize that this was not a loose concept or early pitch. The film, operating under the codename Quiet Leaves, had a finalized screenplay and was entering early prep and staffing stages.” #TheHuntForBenSolo
‘The Hunt For Ben Solo’: Steven Soderbergh & Adam Driver’s Secret ‘Star Wars’ Movie Was Greenlit Before Disney Pulled The Plug [Exclusive]
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Eee! I'm so excited everyone's got such good stuff on deck for donations. Check out the qrts
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with proof of donation I'm offering:
✨$200+: 12x7 signed print of "a light in the dark of the world", ONE slot
✨ $50: 6x8 signed print of "Clyde #3", ONE slot
✨ $10 for one, $15 for both: Henry #2 and/or "Adam Driver #133" cards (signed on back), 11 slots
✨ $5: stickers, 5 slots
#TheHuntForBenSolo
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I would love to be part of the amazing #TheHuntForBenSolo fundraiser that starts tonight. DM proof of donation for:

$5 - a moodie for your fic
$10 - a ficlet (under 2000 words) on the prompt of your choice
$25 - a new chapter of any of my wips
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UPDATE:

The first FIVE people who DM me proof of a $35+ donation to PCRF after 8pm EDT will get one of my Reylo kiss embroidery hoops 🪡

**items will not ship for up to 4 weeks as they still need to be completed**

(USA only, unfortunately)

#TheHuntForBenSolo
The first person to DM me proof of a $35+ donation to PCRF after 8pm EDT gets one of my Reylo kiss embroidery hoops 🪡

(USA only, unfortunately)

#TheHuntForBenSolo
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she’s a ten but she wants to redecorate your bachelor pad

#Reyloween23 Week 1: Haunted
Horror stories told from the first person pov of someone slowly going mad is A Thing and is 100% not self-insert
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I'll also be offering some things if people are interested

$5 for hoodies/collages of your fic
$5 for manips
$15 to make some art
$15 to make a little one shot/text fic

Or if you have something else you would love to see me do, you can always suggest stuff
#TheHuntForBenSolo
HH's hoops are gorgeous 🤩 🥰
The first person to DM me proof of a $35+ donation to PCRF after 8pm EDT gets one of my Reylo kiss embroidery hoops 🪡

(USA only, unfortunately)

#TheHuntForBenSolo
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The first person to DM me proof of a $35+ donation to PCRF after 8pm EDT gets one of my Reylo kiss embroidery hoops 🪡

(USA only, unfortunately)

#TheHuntForBenSolo
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If you DM me proof of a $20+ donation, I'll update a WIP of your choice.

Or if you are OK with waiting until December, for a $25+ donation, I will write a one shot with your prompt (2k words guaranteed, but it could be longer)

link to my current wips: tinyurl.com/2bvrexha

#TheHuntForBenSolo
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Please DM me with proof of donation! I will be matching all donations 🥰

✨️$25 one chapter update for any WIP of your choice (4 slots)
✨️$20 beta your fic (up to 20k words)(3 slots)
✨️$5 canva moodboard for any fic of your choice (10 slots)

#thehuntforbensolo
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I am getting in on this #thehuntforbensolo fundraiser that starts tonight...here are my offers w/ proof of donation:

$5 - a moodie/title card for your fic
$10 - a ficlet on the theme of your choice
$25 - I will write a new chapter of any of my WIPs of your choosing

jump in my DMs & let's chit chat
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alright! let’s go! im opening up slots for moodies ($5) + 3 slots for ficlets ($10)! please DM with proof of donation :)
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I will be offering:
$100 - add an epilogue to a completed fic
$50 - complete a WIP fic of your choice
$25 - one shot fic with your prompt
$20 -update a WIP of your choice (1 chapter)
$10 - beta your fic up to 3 chapters
$5- moodboard or inspo board using canva pro

#TheHuntForBenSolo
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Day 8 - Skeleton. Knight!Rey and Necromancer!Ben #Reyloween