Jordan, a spooky guy 🎃
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Jordan Hirsch Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned. Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley https://jordanhirsch.net He/him
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"Women don't like the vehicle."
The Green Goblin truck from Maximum Overdrive
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“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle”
The guy going crazy in Christine
Spent the weekend at a conference where I led a masterclass on communicating with confidence. I then attended several other sessions including a keynote which really made me wish that those speakers had come to my class.
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Don't let this story die. These are not little boys. This is not in any way acceptable. All these pathetic losers need to be condemned in the strongest language possible by ALL republicans and prevented from ANY political positions for life.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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why don't we just politically kick the shit out of these ghouls everyone hates and rend their party apparatus limb from limb. have we thought about that
Seeing a rock show that starts at 3:30 PM is my new favorite thing
The band PANIK FLOWER onstage at Keegan Ales in Kingston, NY
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as an elected Democrat im urging all my constituents to call me and beg me to do the right thing
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GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
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Me showing off my Plex movie library to a friend
Larry Burns from the Simpsons saying "IF THIS STUFF IS TOO NICE FOR YOU, I'VE GOT SOME CRAP!"
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@thehill.com we getting a correction on this soon?
The Hill: Kamala's newest lie: Trump will send the army after you
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Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
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i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
13 has friends sleeping over. The house is... loud.