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Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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Hey guys, here’s a little something I wrote:
"These actions constitute an illegal one-person boycott that infringes on our client Elon Musk's constitutional right to free speech, as well as his right to monetize that speech in several ways, and has caused him irreparable harm."
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It would eliminate my most successful tool for engagement—copy-pasting your tweets and pretending they’re mine.
I’m old enough to remember when a candidate saying something like 40% of republicans were deplorable was a major scandal, resulting in weeks worth of bad faith op-eds and several pundits dying from pearl-clutching related autoerotic asphyxiation.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
Trump supporters speak of him like he’s the fucking messiah, so after he dies MAGA either becomes an honest to god religion or a suicide cult. The fact that he’s exploiting his flock instead of feeding them leads me to hope for the latter, but you never know.
They only want a unitary executive when it’s a republican. Otherwise it’s states rights all the way down.
Who among us hasn’t wanted to have phone sex when the voice on the other end sounded like you’d dropped an entire linked set of measuring spoons into a garbage disposal?
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Working for a career criminal or a pedophile isn’t a dealbreaker for republicans (as long as they aren’t the specifically targeted victim of said criminal or pedophile) so they tend to build relationships and power structures that democrats lack.
Does the muffuletta at Fatbelly not meet your requirements? It’s not huge, but all the constituent parts are there (and I presume it’s mostly the same one as Cochon Butcher when they had an outpost here)
Well, there’s probably two pickles there. So $2. And apparently some portion of property tax. So $3.
I…

Let’s just say Bringle is impressive if you’ve never spent any time in Memphis. I wonder if he imports his sauce.
Football.
Finish this sentence: “The biggest obstacle to actually turning MY city into a better city for people is __________________________.”
Without question. Not sure if that’s gonna matter at the end of the day.

On the bright side, I can theoretically protest a fascist regime AND come see you!
Lt. Fuzz will get fragged pretty early on.
Based on his “I’m not aware of…” statements I presume Mike’s porn filter is set up backwards, so it only shows him degrading porn and blocks all activities and executive orders from the administration.
You see Bezos or Ellison lifting a damn finger to try to deliver some modicum of justice to the families of Sandy Hook?

Of course not. Ben could buy Infowars, staff it with everyone fired by WaPo or CBS over the past year, and make it the most reliable, compassionate news org. on the planet.
Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.
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Having the southern festival of books at the same time / place as the No Kings march might present some logistical hurdles.
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This could explain the entire manosphere
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

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Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
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Yeah. Instant pot risotto is stupid easy and fantastic.
I guess an onion-branded game like Stardew Kelly would work, too.
Cancelling my WaPo subscription and replacing it with The Onion has made me better informed and more handsome. All you need is a games app.
Reminder: the DC metro area, where the Post is the *local paper,* has a population of six million. That’s how much it sucks.
Maybe his pornblocker is set to only allow porn, and not anything else?
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YES, A MILLION TIMES YES
When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
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Introducing...CRABBAGE

Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
Mashup of cabbage and crab, titled:

You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab.
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Jesus, people, why are you still paying Spotify a dang nickel??
Nick Fuentes’s show is back on Spotify after having been previously banned.

Would not be surprised to see him back on YouTube at some point.
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