Bastard of Ceremonies
endgamerazari.bsky.social
Bastard of Ceremonies
@endgamerazari.bsky.social
260 followers 210 following 4K posts
No style, no substance.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Steamed hams
Word of Power Learned: Endure Inconceivable Dinner
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
if i was pretty good at skateboarding i would do a kickflip every day
Hooooo God I'm getting thrown in the deep end at work today, hope I can stay afloat lol
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
If you put daylight on a dracula they actually just get ragdoll physics
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
We call him Big Dumb Derrick, which really pisses him off (because his name's Ben)
Aaaaugh I hit my damn earring again
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Bossman I need 4 sheafs of vellum stat
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Just a reminder that cash works better than food donations. Food donations take up volunteer time to make sure you're not donating something inedible (happens far too often) and also food banks get better discounts so their money can go farther than yours can
Speaking of being poor, people please donate to local food banks, many of us on SNAP will not get funds for groceries next month because of the government shutdown. It’s absolutely ridiculous that families will starve because of the government having a temper tantrum.
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
*on a first date*
her: so what do you do for fun?
me: well, uh, i like to come up with... new... poop scenarios... and uh... humorous situations involving my dick... and balls...
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
1983. An air conditioning unit falls 24 stories from a luxury apartment high-rise to clunk my pregnant mother on the head and I shoot out of her at 400 mph headfirst onto the concrete pavement. Miraculously, none of us are harmed. Although she died hours later from "carnivorous spinal bugs".
Oh God, Wednesday's Questionable Content makes me "feel seen" in a very unflattering way.
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
found this ancient video in my phone's download folder
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
Lost most of the skin on my finger in a freak dumpling accident a week and a half ago and I gotta say. Every time I change the bandages I am filled with fresh bitterness about how mid those dumplings were
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies
I was worried my latest beer wasn't fermenting but it's offgassing like a motherfucker today

I love fiddling with the dial to adjust the pressure, makes me feel like a mad scientist