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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 25m

Spell Tome: Conjure Twink

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Dani - Comms CLOSED @angusburgers.bsky.social · 28m

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 55m

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 2h

Steamed hams

Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 4h

Word of Power Learned: Endure Inconceivable Dinner

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 2h

Stinker tailor soldier sailor

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 15h

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amelia earnhardt jr @ec6o.ooo · 3h

if i was pretty good at skateboarding i would do a kickflip every day

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 4h

Hooooo God I'm getting thrown in the deep end at work today, hope I can stay afloat lol

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 4h

If you put daylight on a dracula they actually just get ragdoll physics

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Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social · 4h

Solar Scum

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Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social · 4h

The Bad Guy

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 5h

We call him Big Dumb Derrick, which really pisses him off (because his name's Ben)

Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 6h

Aaaaugh I hit my damn earring again

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23h

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6h

Bossman I need 4 sheafs of vellum stat

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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 19h

Just a reminder that cash works better than food donations. Food donations take up volunteer time to make sure you're not donating something inedible (happens far too often) and also food banks get better discounts so their money can go farther than yours can

Skylar Sunday 🔞 Vees Era @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 20h

Speaking of being poor, people please donate to local food banks, many of us on SNAP will not get funds for groceries next month because of the government shutdown. It’s absolutely ridiculous that families will starve because of the government having a temper tantrum.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14h

*on a first date*
her: so what do you do for fun?
me: well, uh, i like to come up with... new... poop scenarios... and uh... humorous situations involving my dick... and balls...

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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 1d

#catcrumb

a simple drawing of a round orange cat with white details curled up asleep. it thinks, "it's good that i'm around".

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 15h

I'm going to crap, myself

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d

1983. An air conditioning unit falls 24 stories from a luxury apartment high-rise to clunk my pregnant mother on the head and I shoot out of her at 400 mph headfirst onto the concrete pavement. Miraculously, none of us are harmed. Although she died hours later from "carnivorous spinal bugs".

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 16h

Oh God, Wednesday's Questionable Content makes me "feel seen" in a very unflattering way.

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Mat! @matttgfx.posts.art · 14d

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 17h

Lost most of the skin on my finger in a freak dumpling accident a week and a half ago and I gotta say. Every time I change the bandages I am filled with fresh bitterness about how mid those dumplings were

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 2d

Bussy butt bagina

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Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 17h

I was worried my latest beer wasn't fermenting but it's offgassing like a motherfucker today

I love fiddling with the dial to adjust the pressure, makes me feel like a mad scientist

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