Dan (jolly version)
@sh0rtshine.bsky.social
Ho ho ho
Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry
he/him
Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry
he/him
"Price Is Right" rules are bullshit. If you're closer, you're closer
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Price Is Right" rules are bullshit. If you're closer, you're closer
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I love Japanese video games that waste your time
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love Japanese video games that waste your time
I like to get the mini cans of pop and pretend I'm Andre the Giant in that picture where he's holding a beer can
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I like to get the mini cans of pop and pretend I'm Andre the Giant in that picture where he's holding a beer can
About to scrowf on some grownch (new slang I came up with for eating)
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
About to scrowf on some grownch (new slang I came up with for eating)
Mwa-haaaa, the French
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Mwa-haaaa, the French
Ugh I can't believe they held back the weekly free game on Epic until the Game Awards were on and then it was fucking Harry Potter 🤮
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ugh I can't believe they held back the weekly free game on Epic until the Game Awards were on and then it was fucking Harry Potter 🤮
Disneyland Circus Fantasy '88 Commercial 1988
YouTube video by peahix
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
I saw The Abyss as a young teen. I was obsessed with the idea of trying to breathe oxygenated liquid and I tried water. You can guess what happened. It doesn't work. Also, I haven't been able to being myself to swim since I tried it in 1991.
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Why is Todd Howard in a Joker suit
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Why is Todd Howard in a Joker suit
Now THIS is podracing
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Now THIS is podracing
Trying to figure out what gave me the farts
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trying to figure out what gave me the farts
Doing a really annoying bit where I say "woke" anytime I see a woman on the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Doing a really annoying bit where I say "woke" anytime I see a woman on the game awards
Just logged at "the Old Republic"
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just logged at "the Old Republic"
French people should be allowed to smoke indoors anywhere in the world
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
French people should be allowed to smoke indoors anywhere in the world
I'm shocked that the "Why I Dated a Gross Old Freak" book isn't selling
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm shocked that the "Why I Dated a Gross Old Freak" book isn't selling
They should make an app that lets you ask people if they hate you
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They should make an app that lets you ask people if they hate you
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Pepsi Colachup (2023-2023): Cola-flavored ketchup, designed to be eaten exclusively on hot dogs. It was the result of a collaboration between Pepsi Co. and the Culinary Institute of America, and it was available only on July 4th at select MLB stadiums
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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All nerds are hereby banned
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
All nerds are hereby banned
I don't know why but I based a current frequently used password off something really annoying and now I have to think about it every time I enter it
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I don't know why but I based a current frequently used password off something really annoying and now I have to think about it every time I enter it