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Dan (spooky version)

@sh0rtshine.bsky.social

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Spooky guy Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry he/him

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Me, every day

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not sure who needs to hear this today

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 5h

Consciously refraining from tagging DBJ

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 2d

Bussy butt bagina

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 20h

I have been forced by court order to reveal that this account is primarily run by Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 20h

I'm not handing it to Trump but I really don't care that he's destroying our national plantation house to build a McDonald's or whatever

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 20h

I've decided that next year, I'm going to try to watch at least one movie I've never seen before per week. The New 52

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 21h

Image from the movie 1984 of everyone yelling at the guy on the screen

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 23h

I've been reading Tomie

Meme image of one normal sized knight facing a giant knight. Giant knight is labeled "Young woman with power to supernaturally seduce any man and regenerate herself from any piece of her body" and the normal sized knight is labeled "One gay man"

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 23h

Junji Ito wrapping up a story

Still from the movie Animal House showing the character Neidermeyer with caption "Douglas C. Neidermeyer '63, killed in Vietnam by his own troops"

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 23h

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I was about to have a sex dream this morning, but my alarm woke me up while, in the dream, I was trying and failing to successfully open a condom wrapper 😑

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Hey now I never said that

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Strong Bad said No Kings

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 1d

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

[man standing up in meeting meme] I would never kill Kristen Bell either

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Kristen Bell on her anniversary post to Dax Shepard:

“Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me:
“I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. ❤️”