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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 52m

Yes extremely very good

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12h

I had a white mage lizardy thing who mostly served as a foil for scree being horrible

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 14h

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 15h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 19h

Disco Elysium "are women bourgeois" but unironically

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 20h

In fact the more I think about it the more I think it looks like a fox version of master pain aka Betty from Kung pow

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 20h

I can't help but picture this fox saying "how many men does it take to deliver a message?" to the henchman beside him

Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 20h

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 20h

Isn't that the rhine

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 21h

I frisbeed it into a spinning polygon with a face on it is that not what you're supposed to do

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

This reads like a three days grace lyric

Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 1d

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah when I read "people who eat each other to reproduce" I was like

Damn that's some John carpenter shit
Some kinda anglerfish men

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Bonus points if the vampire stomach doesn't actually work but like

They're a vampire they're supernaturally strong you're not getting out

(Comedy points if the victim can and repeatedly does escape during the day so they wake up hungry again and it's just a thing the locals have to deal with)

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Okay though I've had thoughts about this before though and they amount to "okay so technically the curse doesn't require me to drink living blood, I just have to have living blood inside me it doesn't say anything about removing it from the person, plus it turns out blood keeps longer this way"

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

The fun part is that the wingman is specifically from a heretic sect that came to the conclusion that "wait, we're not going to heaven, so we should murder the people we DON'T want to spend eternity with, also since we're damned anyway we might as well get in on the hookers and blow lifestyle"

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

One of the wingmen in privateer 2 was from a cult that believed that the victims of murder go to heaven automatically, so they go around murdering people they deem good and worthy of heaven rather than taking a chance on judgement, knowing that they themselves are damned (because of the murders)

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Avida should do some horror story for Halloween, being a witch and all (locking you in a cage to fatten you up first optional)

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely wild that her profile is full of all the Good Person Biographical Points about being a wholesome antifascist vegan doggo and then turns around and defends the "undo all the progress made by green energy over the last 20 years" machine

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, some people don't seem to grasp the concept of per-character prefs

Like just because one of my characters is into something doesn't make it open season to try it on, say, Avida

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

This scenario is extremely scree-coded (stealing someone's lunch, getting eaten by mousegirls)

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Ye I knew it was a great tit I just don't know if great tits are dimorphic so I can't tell if the bright yellow means a male or what

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Home invasion
Don't ask me how they got inside (he?she? I don't know bird colours)

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Imminent punishment for transgressing kobold law (no idea what the transgression or the punishment might entail)

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Mano Lon @manolon.bsky.social · 2d

Angy kobold 😠
(Art trade with @undersoul.bsky.social !)

Digital Illustration featuring a pink-ish curvy kobold girl (Li'let). She looks down at the viewer with an angry expression, as if asking for something.

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 2d

it seems genuinely insane to me to have a green man on the sign in a situation where cars are allowed through the crossing

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 2d

oh he's definitely a gremlin but more of the chaotic type who definitely does bullying as a prank (and also when hungy)