eli yudin
@eliyudin.com
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this is a super nice little mini-review thank you!!
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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we carry different banners but fight the same battle
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“check it out”
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Streaming the new Silent Hill tonight at 6 eastern and i actually WON'T be getting scared because of my high testosterone among other things www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
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good. the under-30 memoir needs to be abolished
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between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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he just threw his son in that fireplace
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sorry to curse you with this idea but i keep a share bag of the little ones in my fridge door
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freezing when i try to unlock my screen is a small price to pay for the aesthetic of using your phone through aquarium glass
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i cried laughing twice
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Mamdani is winning a plurality of the NYC Jewish vote, so the Jews going to hear him speak inside this synagogue are more representative of NYC Jews than the ones protesting outside.
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Zohran is speaking at my synagogue. These folks are outside.
 protesters
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bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"
me at 16
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i keep hearing “Cold Keith” and sure why not
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players on both teams visibly nervous as they enter the Witch’s Inning
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if you get hit by a pitch while trying to bunt you should be out. sort of a rock paper scissors deal
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he is one of two players that looks like a fancy pirate
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way ahead of you
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am glad you enjoyed!!
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.