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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 24

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around

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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 6h

Finally.
Halo Slop

GWIZ 🔜 Sonic Expo 🎧🦔✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 11h

The Halo website is messed up and snitching on itself

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 9h

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

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El Gordo @elgordosupreme.bsky.social · 9h

Every now and then, I think about re-reading Old Man Logan. Then I remember the Hulk and She-Hulk incest babies, and that thought passes.

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GWIZ 🔜 Sonic Expo 🎧🦔✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 11h

The Halo website is messed up and snitching on itself

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Chengdu Chrysler Sales Associate @gunchpussy.bbwwildwings.net · 13h

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Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · 11h

crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!

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Dredd Scholar @kegger98.bsky.social · 12h

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El Gordo @elgordosupreme.bsky.social · 11h

A dangerous joke to make. As I am not either.

El Gordo @elgordosupreme.bsky.social · 12h

What you're not into blood play? Grow up, Zagreus.

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[Dan from] GigaBoots @gigaboots.com · 1d

Sure, the UE5 remake of Halo 1 is a completely unnecessary remake of a 24 year old game, takes dev time that could be spent on a new game, will be priced way too high AND is made using AI tools (why the art director quit,) but it ALSO doesn't run great and has hideous, noisy image quality.

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El Gordo @elgordosupreme.bsky.social · 14h

Greek mythology is so cool. All the gods are messy bitches.

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 16h

I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison

Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 16h

Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17h

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 15h

Unhappy guy?

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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 15h

Happy guy?

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El Gordo @elgordosupreme.bsky.social · 15h

I fucking hate Theseus and the minotaur.

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16h

In front of an all purple background, we see head and mid chest shot of Superman looking off to the right of the panel as he thinks, “You can’t PUNCH OUT an idea, like you can some space, mummy! Hold it…if I was the Batman, I’d have realized this DAYS ago….”

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 17h

My little Chicagoan heart is swelling with pride at the barefoot guy in Blackhawks pajama pants who clearly just ran directly out of his house to call ICE agents Nazis to their faces and scare them back into their cars

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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 17h

don't let kids watch this product #freeMKD

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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 1d

Day 24 - HAT 🎩🪄

#SuperBatober #Inktober #inktober2025

SUPERBATOBER 24: HAT -- Zatanna has appeared! She's showing Supergirl a neat hat trick. Kara emotes excitement as a confused Batgirl is then pulled out of Zatanna's floating top hat. "TAH DAH 🦇!" the spellcaster exclaims. Read backwards as "HAT HAD 🦇!"

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17h

Vanquish is $6.24 on US PSN buff.ly/vCFrACY
(Steam) $5.22 Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/ceJZA1y

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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 1d

Picture this exact scenario, but it started happening a decade ago and now every agency you work with won't shut up about you taking more time for less pay to correct their magic machine's mistakes and you'll have just the slightest idea what your games' localizers have put up with this whole time.