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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 2d

We did it everyone!!! Mariners in the world series!!!!

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 3d

i took a bunch of edibles and i’m about to go to a bar and watch the mariners make the world series. also my girlfriend is hot. life is dope as hell

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 3d

As with all attempts at bad takes, America got there first. In the thirties a moral panic blamed "Ragamuffin Day" (a precursor to the trick or treat tradition) on dastardly immigrants and combated with the slogan "American boys do not beg".

Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 3d

I think I need to post some bad takes just to even things out. Hmmm, let's see...

Giving out treats at Halloween is communism, training children to be dependant on hand outs, a principled argument for child labour. Oh, yeah now that's good. That's a real good bad take!

Little monkey in a yellow outfit, who unfortunately looks like a columnist

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 3d

Baudrillard said there'd be days like this

C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 4d

It's too good. Redo an etb, fizzle a combo, ruin an attack save a commander. Best part? It's on board so you're either politicking or hitting them with the ol' "did you forget about me?"

C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 4d

Hard truths

bitch aries 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @spaghetbb.bsky.social · 5d

singing is back, albums are back, blues licks are back, indie rock can be salvaged if u make it interesting, we're swinging right back to 2009

bitch aries 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @spaghetbb.bsky.social · 5d

i don't want to talk about my feelings i want to talk about geese

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 5d

When the Mariners defeat a team they should get all that team's players like Vegeta from DBZ

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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 5d

there should be a karaoke car on amtrak

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 6d

This guy wrote this while watching "Book of Eli"

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 6d

Continues to be my favorite kind of YouTube comment.

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Miss Anemia 1997 @bitegavemepowers.bsky.social · 6d

All emotional problems can be solved with the careful application of ten thousand dollars

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about Al.
1. He enabled “The Tool Man” and endangered everyone around them. AI sucks.
2. Without Al, things would have been way worse, he let Tim have a career and family. Holy cow, he’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

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Spock's Brian @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 8d

Too many amazing stories from Gallup, and almost none I will repeat here. However I will talk about what I myself experienced. There was Something in the basement at the Old Rehoboth Church

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Dr. Attentive's Evil House of Dragons... in 3-D! @adddragon.bsky.social · Jul 19

The isekai genre speaks to the same longings that Becker described as fear of the “middle-register existence” of “small significance,” a longing for what he termed a “mythic form of loserdom.” Thus, Steely Dan’s “Deacon Blues” could be easily argued to be an isekai. In this essay, I intend to… 1/

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 8d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10d

Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 10d

good afternoon

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12d

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 3

everything's been fucked since those tiktok goths cursed the moon

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 13d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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Mat! @matttgfx.posts.art · 15d

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 18d

Well they don't SEEM like my chickens.

C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 18d

Woah! Hey! Who said all these chickens could come home to roost!

C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 18d

Woah! Hey! Who said all these chickens could come home to roost!

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beck @bitingteeth.bsky.social · 18d

sometimes you look through old sketchbooks and find out you were cooking

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19d

One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan

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