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Dylan

@dylmdav.bsky.social

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a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · Aug 6

Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 14d

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 14d

let the gourd times roll

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 8h

R.E.M.'s New Adventures In Hi-Fi

Liz Ryerson @ellaguro.bsky.social · 19h

a poll idea that just popped into my head: since we've collectively been doing 90's nostalgia for awhile as a culture, what's your secret/stealth best 90's album? not something necessarily widely super critically beloved but is nonetheless great and defining for you?

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 1d

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Akinator, the mind reading genie

Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...

en.akinator.com

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 14h

Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 11h

I am amazed at how many jokes I remember from an incredibly mid movie.

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 11h

this one's got some good jokes, but it also feels lazy as hell. oh well.

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 11h

who up watching the spy who shagged me (me. I am.)

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

I do always like what TBS has going on, though

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

Fox postgame is so bad except for Big Papi, who is insanely infectious

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

And Putthead

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13h

peavis

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

only gained one new follower in spite of the surge, wtf

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

ty for willing this into existence

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

this came out of a place of genuine concern!

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

the swing revival second cousins

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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14h

If you tried Bluesky a year or so ago and dipped out because you’re addicted to conflict and asymmetrical quote tweet wars I’ve got good news about the trajectory of Bluesky in that time

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 13h

Toronto scored too much and won't get anything tomorrow

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 15h

Things are going well over on X, the town square, the place a whole lot of influential people in media and politics believe fairly reflects the views of most Americans.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 15h

musk personally allowed a nazi pedo doxxing cult to publish a bunch of leftists banking information, I think?

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Libby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 15h

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 16h

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h

big homer from the catcher with the actual fattest ass in the series

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h

Smoltz: "Cal Raleigh has a big hole inside"

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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 15h

frasier episode where cal raleigh calls in about everyone talking about his ass; ends up dating roz

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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 15h

My takeaway from the ALCS/NLCS commercials is that you can make a fortune by scamming preppers.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15h

Not every day you see a pitcher give up five runs in an inning and get to start the next one in a winnable playoff game

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15h

This is what he looks like

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 21h

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."

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