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look if you’re an artist and you’re vocally against AI and you’re still NOT using alt text on here, wtf are you doing?
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the cheesy gordita crunch back of notre dame
if nothing else, i just want more and more libs to be comfortable with saying the system is broken and MEANING it, as in START OVER. the last time our nation had this chance was post-civil-war. shoulda scrapped and rewritten the constitution back then, we can do it now!
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I need a hot nurse to make me feel better
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becoming a dental hygienist so i can finally experience the forbidden thrill of brushing a stranger’s teeth
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if you come over later i will burn a grilled cheese for you 🫶🏻
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Jar Jar Binks in "Manchester by the sea":

"Meesa heart was broken - causen it's always ganna besa broken, and meesa know yous broken, too - but meesa no have to carryen it.
Meesa said things dat… Meesa should fuckin' burnen in hell per what meesa said to yousa"
we can’t forget the brilliant “if you’re gonna call me a nazi i may as well become one” line of logic
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yeah, it’s just exploiting all the erotic authors whose stolen work it’s been trained on instead 🙂 progress!!
hint: the daughter is a polar bear
A daughter asks her father how old he is. He says “Why, that’s simple. I will always be twice your age.” How old is the daughter
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[james bond voice]

the name’s goose. silly goose.