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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter)

@dingledooiss.bsky.social

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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · Jan 22

This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 7h

If you zoom in on his baby face he looks like the shoplifter in Empire Records. So many clear indicators.

Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 8h

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 8h

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

the very dapper man from today's photo from the Louvre heist

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 8h

Was it ghosts?

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 8h

Well I’ll be damned. Somebody with a platform broke the ice.

Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 10h

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike

It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

www.huffpost.com

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

So cool!

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

Does Vegas still at least have a decent hockey team?

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 11h

my balls have been STOLEN

mr. cannoli @boner.ink · Jun 11

my balls are currently on loan to the louvre

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah I heard after Tom Lehrer passed nobody was poisoning them anymore and they felt like fucking shit up

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

Damn, singing Cinderella songs kind of hurts

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 10h

mebl

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 10h

I’m just blormal men

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 11h

Is this even an ethical stance?

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 11h

We made dogs and we made them to be dependent on us, so they’re ours to care for, for as long as they and we both exist. We should not make any more kinds intentionally.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 11h

Lost power for a second there

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 12h

[George C Scott voice] Aah! My face!

Adam Seybold (C-Bold) @adamseybold.bsky.social · 14h

Best Picture 2025.

Bigoted Grandpa Eats Cement Like a Good Boy

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 14h

problematic mage gap (his spells are more powerful and advanced than mine)

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 14h

So I guess it’s looking like we got this one. Wasn’t watching.

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 14h

If you want to show me a grind set just take me to see Closet Witch

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 18h

The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.

crypto bro pretending he's rich and that a woman can tolerate him for likes on the X platform formerly known as Twitter

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 20h

Do we just want to have a comfortable status quo in the seat of empire again or do we also want to question why that depends on suffering around the world? Ask yourself!

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Keyah (banned era) @sapphic-film-nerd.bsky.social · 19h

"Trump is gonna invade Venezuela because he lost the Nobel Peace Prize to María Corina Machado."

If the US invades Venezuela, it'll be with the help of María Corina Machado, under the gise of "bringing democracy" to Venezuela.

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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 21h

Y'all 😂 was not expecting that. Best No Kings protest. Has got to be the highest* protesters to population ratio in the US!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaqwB2k/

*Bettles has 23 people