Scott Sandler
@digirangerscott.bsky.social
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Writer for What’s On Paramount+ and Sandler’s Handlings. He/Him
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That’s my friend Paladin! Has he seen my Pal Friendadin?
Drew Struzan, Iconic Movie Poster Artist For 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back To The Future' and The Muppets, Has Died At 78

Very proud of this obituary I’ve written for the legend
Drew Struzan, Iconic Movie Poster Artist For 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back To The Future' and The Muppets, Has Died At 78
The beloved artist spent his final years fighting Alzheimer’s
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Something’s Possessed Cartman To Get 'South Park' To Continue Its Season…Or Start A New One?

Episode’s starting in five minutes but I got this article up!
Something’s Possessed Cartman To Get 'South Park' To Continue Its Season…Or Start A New One?
Gotta love the work ethic making promos with hours to spare
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Holy crap it’s an entire team of Knight Sabers.
Looks like Metal Heroes is back on the menu, girls
Poster for “Armorsaurs”, a live-action series with robot dinosaurs and people in color-coded dinosaur-themed power armor suits.
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Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)
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I swear to god if today's techbros wrote "I, Robot" the first rule of robotics would be "all robots have to be fuckable"
In approximately a month, Sam Altman will say “whoops, we have seen 25,000 senile grandpas kidnapped for ransom by five-boobed-lady AI porn bot rings, we’ll pretend to introduce a tool that will fix this”

somehow, many people will believe him

and thus launches a mass Grandpa Extinction Event
IF YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW YOUR ASS, MAKE SURE IT’S TRANSPARENT
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Breaking: Text messages of Young Republican groups across the country have just been leaked.

They talk about putting Democrats in “gas chambers,” attacking “Jews,” calling Black people “watermelon people,” calling to “rape” their enemies, and bringing back slavery.
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Cant be emphasized enough how much the cynical wreckers need to be completely pushed out of all political spaces.
Self-proclaimed left-wing extremist Madeline Pendleton is now telling people that Zohran Mamdani is normalizing genocide. What's worse is that this woman has a million followers on TikTok and does not have any qualms weaponizing them to sabotage others.
Madeline Pendleton: "12% of New Yorkers are Jewish and 30% of them do not support Israel. This means Zohran Mamdani is normalizing genocide to appeal to 8% of New Yorkers. This is statistically like introducing rhetoric to appeal to the percent of Americans who play golf every year or drive a Nissan."
Ask Joel, Jonah, Felicia, Patton and Emily
If I remember correctly they used to make exclusive shorts for them too
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“No one in the Middle East and likely beyond will ever forget the Israeli slaughter, nor the U.S. weaponry that facilitated it, nor the U.S. mercenaries of the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" who murdered starving people seeking aid.”
“If Israel wants to actually prevent the next October 7, in whatever form it will take, it must free Palestine,” writes @attackerman.bsky.social. “The rest is commentary. Or avoidance.”
‘The Barbarism of The Enemy’
Notes on the third ceasefire, and prayers that there won't have to be a fourth. Free Marwan Barghouti. Free Palestine
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I love Patterrz and his group of friends. But when I watch stuff on my TV on YouTube and something finishes it usually sends me to one of their videos. And yeah sometimes I let it play through but it’s still like, I have the sentiments you present
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This is some of the best political news I've seen in a very long time.

There's a clear a way to end the Citizens United precedent by changing state incorporation laws - and now luminaries in both parties are forcing a vote on it in the 2026 election.
If you see this, post a robot (spoilers)
Also, DMB debuted a Word Up cover with trumpeter Rashawn Ross on vocals on their 2025 Summer Tour. I don’t think he makes it his own enough to be a favorite but I love that it exists. Dave is lead vocalist on every other song, it’s nice to have the other band members get the spotlight in that way
a man holding a saxophone talks to two other men
ALT: a man holding a saxophone talks to two other men
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All Along the Watchtower by Dave Matthews Band

I’m A Believer by Smash Mouth
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Trying this once more:

In 2004, Save Our Sailors member Fernando Gonzalez posted the group's "Manifesto" to his personal website, which outlined all of the group's goals and planned means of achieving them

That site's long gone, never archived; I just have excerpts. Does anyone have a copy?
Holiday Heist and Mystery Pups. But there are two shows in development: the anime-inspired Go Go Mystery Machine and a live action series from Berlanti Prods with Netflix
Don’t you think this sounds bogular and lacks frenetic bearing?