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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3h

CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2h

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 3h

There's really no way for future historians to explain the Trump era other than "everyone spontaneously forgot that lying exists"

Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 12h

Elon Musk said Tesla’s robot will be ‘incredible surgeon,’ help eradicate poverty- but he left Wall Street with no forecast on EV demand or margins… www.cnbc.com/2025/10/22/e...

Elon Musk said Tesla's robot will be 'incredible surgeon,' left Wall Street with no guidance on EVs

In Tesla's quarter earnings call, Elon Musk and other executives talked a lot about the future but said little about the core business.

www.cnbc.com

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 5h

Even guys who make military life central to their campaign exclusively talk about the discipline and camaraderie, not the joy of shooting people.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 14h

If you're too stupid or evil to run for office as a Democrat just run as a Republican. Why the fuck are you wasting everyone's time?

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

Alt: Starship Troopers soldier saying "I'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

media.tenor.com

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 20h

This is my only sexist belief and regrettably it's a scientific fact.

Flow chart that proves wives will eat leftovers from a restaurant but not regular leftovers.

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 22h

The way landlords talk about "losing money" on vacant units when is kind of key. Money is for them to have: to spend it is to lose it; it's only tolerable to spend on investments guaranteed to pay out.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2d

also i fundamentally do not understand having access to that kind of money and being *cheap*

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

My kids got angry with me for changing from cartoons to a boring TV show about dish soap.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

America is like if the Wizard of Oz never came clean on the whole man behind the curtain thing and instead focused an entire media apparatus on maintaining the fiction.

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

None are bad but the big shells remind me of snails. -10 psychic damage

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

Can't believe nobody has advised Graham Platner to simply run as a Republican.

Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 1d

Know when to fold ’em www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/10/know...

Know when to fold 'em - Lawyers, Guns & Money

This is no longer a difficult question: Graham Platner, an upstart Democratic candidate running to challenge Republican Maine Senator Susan Collins, reportedly acknowledged that his skull-and-crossbon...

www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

Sliced my finger recently and my son asked why do some people intentionally cut their fingers off? And it took some time to work out he was remembering the SNL Japanese Gameshow skit which had been squatting in his psyche since he was Iike three.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

My son was almost late to baseball practice because I was compelled to create Art.

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

Koffing no!!!

Koffing from Pokemon but with a totenkopf tattoo

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

Koffing no!!!

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 1d

Say what you will about the Romans, when an emperor started pissing everyone off they didn't let Natural Causes win the footrace.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

US Postal Service Business card that says Newman on it.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

I don't even trust the premise that many people flit back and forth between left and right wings. I've seen people swap once and then either radicalize or mellow.

The only time I've seen someone cross back to the right wing was during a Kanye West–level mental health episode.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Oct 25

Screenshot of Simpsons character Barney as seen grossly distorted through bottom of his mug glass. He has a face like a god damn jack o lantern I mean just look at his fucking face it’s so hideous

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

I don't have any hobbies that lower my stress. They all raise my stress. I flit between them like a man who's been standing too long shifting his weight from one leg to the other, accomplishing nothing.

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

Benjy's hairline suggests he can personally remember how much energy Obama spent nursing a dying GOP so he could deliver a "bipartisan" healthcare policy instead of an effective one that would have made them radioactive for a generation.

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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

Can we make a new national newspaper please, I'm sick of hearing from the 2 terrible ones.

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

I know you're not supposed to do this but if I was president when they figured out styrofoam never goes away my instant reaction would be "whoa shut down production on all that stuff, just pack stuff with cork."

Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 2d

Part of me feels like world leaders from the past ~50 years could be justifiably executed for dumping all our garbage in the ocean. Or even just for allowing styrofoam to continue to be produced.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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