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Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games and VNs Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 1d

finally found the two tumblr posts that summarize my entire philosophy

it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively left life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate sway and my unrelenting appreciation for the zest of life

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn't grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love. And then do it again, and again, and again. The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1d

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.com · 1d

From the article

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

People occasionally just flip Imel off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb.
It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is.

[Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

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drronaldchevalier.bsky.social @drronaldchevalier.bsky.social · 1d

Uhhhh how about this nugget

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 1d

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 1d

finally found the two tumblr posts that summarize my entire philosophy

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Bonnie ⋄ 🌿🌙 Druidic Guildmaster @bonniebeevt.bsky.social · 3d

If you are chronically ill, just remember:

🔸️ It is not your fault.
🔸️ You deserve to be clean, fed, and loved.
🔸️ You are doing the best you can when your body is against you.
🔸️ Regardless of what you think, you are worth it.
🔸️ You deserve to be heard and taken seriously.

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 1d

BALL X PIT!! IT'S GOOD!!

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 3d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 3d

Many more of you are RTing squishmallows Donald Duck than when I originally posted it, which leads me to believe we are in it now more than ever before

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · Mar 21

Oh Squishmallows Donald Duck we're really in it now

Squishmallows Plush 14" Donald Duck has kind of a deflated resignation in his expression

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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www.hottopic.com @chuunitoons.bsky.social · 4d

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 4d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 4d

lmao

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · Mar 21

Oh Squishmallows Donald Duck we're really in it now

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

looking at this image caused the generic glass breaking sound effect from Powerpoint to play in my mind

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Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 5d

Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”

A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 5d

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 5d

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

My phone keeps warning me that the app that controls my insulin pump has high background battery usage and yes darling that's the point

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 5d

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

I wish I could go to a gallery showing of these under a blacklight

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

Believe me if I was doing any of this cool shit on a date then I would tell you about it. I'm doing all this by myself! I'm not gonna hide inside like a child who needs an escort to go anywhere

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

It's very old and cheap and I can get a better jacket with gold spikes on the shoulders that will more effectively scare people

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

Literally yes lmao I was like ok please I'm just trying to pee

Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

In the bathroom, a gen x woman said my jacket looked like Michael Jackson's, as if I would do such a thing on purpose, so I'm finally donating it after this

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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 5d

Second movie was HAUSU!! Freakin Hausu in a real theater!! Man turns into bananas on the big screen!!

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