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Detox Poncho

@detoxponcho.bsky.social

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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch #BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers 🐈🌺🌮🍸🌊🥂🇺🇦🇦🇷 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA 🚫PornBots 🚫Illuminati

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · Dec 19

Nailed it. 🎯

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Dec 15

Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 18h

I read that as Chuck Woolery but it still holds.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1d

Dame Joan Collins on a rerun of Hawaii 5-0? Yes, please!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1d

You’re the rare friend who roots for anything Los Angeles. I appreciate you!

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2d

Won it! Very happy.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, yeah, Dodgers! Let’s do this!

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2d

Argentine beef is actually far superior to American con-agra beef, when there isn’t a viral infection present.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, wut?! 🤯

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2d

And then eat that toddler.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

ON A FUCKING CROSS!!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

I really have no fucks to give at the pain they’re gonna feel. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

Perfection. I hope this is the J6 Plaque’s next project.

Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 3d

Joy🙄

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

Ha! I 💜 this meme!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

“Money launderers”

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

“Donors”

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3d

Kristi Noem's dilemma: What to wear on Halloween when everyday is dress up.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 3d

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

YouTube video by Reagan Library

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus fuck. What are we doing?!?

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 3d

Never imagined our law enforcement would look like this.

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 3d

Trump: “I don't think we're gonna ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead.”

What. The. Fuck?

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

I fear this is in the offing.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3d

SOON …

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

Getting my mani/pedi on in Dodger Blue. 💅🏽 Don’t hate!

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sorry y’all but l’m enjoying some of these folks realizing that touching the stove causes burns.

Anyhoo…⚪️ranchers & farmers are the same groups that sued the Biden administration for trying to give Black & Brown farmers equal access to grants and loans.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Trump Demands Cattle Ranchers Lower Prices, Deepening Feud

President Donald Trump attacked US cattle ranchers over their criticism of his plan to slash record beef prices by importing significantly more tariff-free meat from Argentina, deepening a quarrel wit...

www.bloomberg.com

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d

Architectural salvage is a business, Trump shouldn’t have a touched a damn thing-but can u imagine what someone would pay to repurpose windows from East Wing, 200 year old doorknobs? They tear down old stadium and sell seats for charity auctions. He turned history into rubble.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

Loved them! They were the sum total of my baking skills as a kid.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

A+ use of shrinky dink! That takes me back. Agree on your main point too.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 3d

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