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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 9h

So here for this

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 9h

The two best days in your life are the day you get a facial tattoo and the day you get it lasered off.

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 18h

Donald Cunt 💃🏼

Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 19h

OMG!! Truer words!

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 18h

Unpopular opinion: I’m really looking forward to half term – turning off the alarm, letting it all hang loose with the kids, eating shit, staying up til midnight, putting off work until the last possible moment when I inevitably lose my shit with said kids… 💫

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 1d

Joe Marler thinks only men can be leaders and I cannot wait for his misogyny to be his comeuppance #celebritytraitors

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking hell! Today in ‘Is It Nazi Germany or Trump’s USA?’

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · Feb 26

Wednesday

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 2d

It’s tough. Sending love x

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 2d

My little boy just today referred to his Access Card as his Visitor Pass 😍 – best to embrace the help x

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine all the other abusive, powerful men we could take down, if we only believed women…

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3d

The revelations in the memoir of Epstein whistleblower Virginia Giuffre, published tomorrow, show that every time ‘Prince’ is used in connection with ‘Andrew’ it is a monument to how the powerful can abuse those without power. The title needs to go. But that’s only part of it. 🧵

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 3d

Me with my feminizm

Marty McFly in back to the future/ I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it

Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine all the other abusive, powerful men we could take down, if we only believed women…

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3d

The revelations in the memoir of Epstein whistleblower Virginia Giuffre, published tomorrow, show that every time ‘Prince’ is used in connection with ‘Andrew’ it is a monument to how the powerful can abuse those without power. The title needs to go. But that’s only part of it. 🧵

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 4d

A jewellery heist at the Louvre? I pine for these wholesome headlines, like it’s the 20th century or something

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5d

🎵 Hello 3am my old friend 🎵

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5d

Do you know what? It’s *fine* I didn’t get Strictly ballot tickets because in all good conscience I couldn’t sit there and clap on the one

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5d

It really is. Not great for the old joints – good job I got the hell out of there as early as I did

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5d

Same 😆

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 5d

Copy/Paste but change what the bunny is holding.

Do me proud.

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 6d

Copy/Paste but change what the bunny is holding.

Do me proud.

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Big Bearded Spookteller @bigbeardybooks.bsky.social · 6d

Copy/Paste but change what the bunny is holding.

Do me proud.

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · Aug 23

Women live longer than men to compensate for all the time spent queuing for public toilets.

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · Aug 23

Which brilliant, funny, cutting, raging feminists do you follow on here pls? Because I want to be their friend. TIA 💋

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

Since #nokings is trending. I’ve watched this at least 17 times… www.instagram.com/reel/DLLkQPw...

latenightseth on Instagram: "James Acaster really misses his local dry cleaner in the U.K.View all 443 comments"

James Acaster really misses his local dry cleaner in the U.K.

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

( . ) ( . )

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

I’m so angry I wrote ‘honestly’ in the same sentence as ‘tbh’

FFS

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

Reading up on religion and menstruation and honestly, I didn’t think I could get anymore feminist tbh, but with all due respect (none), it can FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF. It’s deranged.

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

The dream! I’m so jealous

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Scary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 6d

I remember in my baby ballet class being told “Imagine you’re dancing with Prince Andrew, oh no, he’s married – Edward then.” Lol

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