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David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
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Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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"Oh, you said DON'T serve up a home run for him"
And he deserves to be, this is beautiful
It is my considered opinion that someone should invent a middle reliever who can get outs
It's either that or "But Fox News says they're doing this other, stupid thing. Why would they lie?"
The correlation tracks damn near to the day. I hate it.
This would actually be a good argument for their shit, but it would also require them to recognize that they're pitching the status quo rather than a bold revolutionary direction for the party and their egos can't handle that
I think I'd respect these guys a lot more if they owned up and said 'Harris ran exactly the campaign that we advocate for, and she did better in markets where her message was most heard. In a different electoral environment she would have won.' But they all pretend they're suggesting something new.
You can tell they don't actually believe abortion is murder because they oppose abortion but love murder
Fully convinced they'd prefer the number to be 100% but will take 20% if that's what's currently on offer
Also an eight-figure budget, split 25/75 between actual TV production and bribing every doctor in the country to put it on their waiting room TVs
From their point of view the compromise position is somewhere between "rich people pay taxes at all" and "non-millionaires are permitted to live"
"We did all this in 2024, did you even SEE the campaign?"

"I saw that we lost, and these are WINNING ideas, so obviously we didn't do them!"
I can only assume he's pointing at the turf because he thought it was supposed to count as an eligible receiver
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Whenever I see someone try to rehab Sadako's reputation, I think to myself, I'll be surprised if she comes out of this well
THE RING asks, did we never question if the tragically murdered ghost child had bad vibes, or was just unpleasant to be around?
I take no joy in having called it
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Entirely possible these coddled idiots are thinking "red spots disease = pretty much just chicken pox"
I mean, maybe. Ask Adelita Grijalva and the voters of AZ-07 how it's going for them.
Well obviously he does, he gave millions of dollars to Epstein's "best friend"
These have been absolutely incredible
Especially confusing against a team that's supposed to be wearing yellow (and green)
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Tragically the answer may be no
I'm obviously completely objective and I think with that video you have to let the call on the field stand, whatever it was
He's good for the other rapists, racists, and bribery enthusiasts. That's it!
I think the Eagles should keep doing that